Cheryl: Who do you guys think Shapeshifter is? Jill: I dunno. Probably some random killer as per usual. Steve: What if he's one of us? Like in Scooby-Doo. Yui: I accidentally punched him in the face last trial. I don't really care. (Y/N), entering camp with a broken nose: Hey, everyone.
(Y/N), talking to Jake: Were you born an annoying prick or do you choose to act like one? Claire: Oooh. Burn. Quentin: Would you like some ice for that? David: Stings, doesn't it? Nea: Someone call the fire department. Jake: Nea, you're supposed to be on my side!
Eric, talking about Claudette: I've only known her for a week and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this camp and then myself.
Steve: If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or weak? (Y/N): Strong. Cheryl: Weak? Claire: Stupid. You're stupid.
Jack: Mikaela doesn't like me. You guys are just overreacting- Meg: Yes, she does. Sam: Yes, she does. Mikaela: Yes, I do.
Danny, staring at Sadako: Rin, are you okay? Rin, staring at Danny: Danny, that's not- Danny: Hey, Joey! Come here! I think Rin is ill. Joey, running over: Is she okay?! Rin: THAT ISN'T ME! Sadako: ...
Steve: What the hell happened to you? (Y/N), limping into camp with a a broken arm: I called Amanda "Miss Piggy".
(Y/N): Ten bucks says I could take all of Legion in a fight. Leon: Done. Joey, watching (Y/N) approach: Hey, wait a second. We're friends. You wouldn't throw that away for ten buck- *proceeds to get floored as Frank, Susie and Julie watch*
Laurie: How do we decide who gets (Y/N)? We can't all date him. Jill: We just keep going as it is and let him pick. Claire: We share him on different days. Cheryl: We fight to the death... Laurie: ... Jill: ... Claire: ... Cheryl: Sorry. Too much?
Claire: What ya doin? (Y/N), calmly sipping tea as he watches Yui and Eric fight: Just chillin'. Danny, casually taking photos: Killin'.
(Y/N): Frank, I have a trade offer. Frank: Hmm? (Y/N): I'll stop beating your ass every time we meet... Frank: I'm listening. (Y/N): And in exchange, you give me your knives. Frank: Sounds fai- Wait, what?! (Y/N): I'm a business man doing business, Frank. Take it or leave it.
Nea, nervously sweating: Hey, (Y/N). (Y/N): Wassup? Nea: Erm, I just really wanted to apologise about everything we did to you. You know? You're actually a really nice guy. (Y/N): Oh. Neat. Thanks. Sam, pointing a .50 cal at Nea from across the camp: Keep going, bitch.
Eric: What's flamboyant- Jack: Colourful- (Y/N): And about to get shanked the fuck up? Ji-Woon, hiding in the corner: o-o
(Y/N): Caleb, I've been curious. You use a harpoon with your gun so you can pull the survivor to you and hit them, right? Caleb: That I do. (Y/N): Why don't you just load it with real bullets and fucking shoot them? Caleb: ... Caleb: I'll be right back.
Danny: I bet I can throw this coin from this end of the cabin, to hit (Y/N). Rin: What if you hit Cheryl? She's sat on him- Danny, throwing the coin: Too late! *the coin flies through the air before bouncing off Cheryl's face* Cheryl: Ow! (Y/N), slowly turning to stare at Danny: Oh, nuh uh, buckaroo. Say your fucking prayers. Rin, sitting tiredly and watching (Y/N) hunt Danny through the cabin: I didn't sign up for this shit.
Zarina: Okay, girls. Would you rather... date (Y/N) or date Dav- Steve: (Y/N). *everyone stares* Steve: What? Nancy: How long have you been there? Steve: About an hour.
Yui & Eric: We have something to tell you all... Everyone: ... Yui & Eric: We're together. Everyone: ... (Y/N): Cool. Anyways, as I was saying: Guitar Hero is the best game every created. If you think otherwise, you're not just wrong, you're stupid.
Joey: Who do you think you'd be able to take in a fight... Michael or Jason? Amanda: Jason. Danny: Michael. (Y/N): Neither. Wtf kinda question is that.
Meg: I hate my life. Jack: Mood. Meg: I wanna die. Jack: Mood. Meg: I'm gonna kill myself. Jack: Mood- Ay, wait, don' do that!
Quentin: Alright, I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the camp. (Y/N), turning to Claire: Claire... Claire, blushing: Y-Yeah? (Y/N): Can you move? I'm trying to get to Steve.
Leon: (Y/N), help meeeeeee. (Y/N): Why, what's wrong? Leon: Claire is being mean to me. (Y/N): What am I gonna do about that? She'll bully us both.
Chris: I promise you this. If anyone touches my sister, I'll kill you slowly and painfully. Chris, pointing at (Y/N): Except for him. He gets a free pass.
David: I've killed some guys because of bar fights. Jack: I've killed thousands of people because I was mind controlled. Eric: I've killed over a million because I was depressed. (Y/N): Yeah, fun fact: THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT!!!
A/N: I got bored and wanted to add this in here lol. I've decided on the name of the next book and all that jazz, too, so here's a little teaser. Do with it what you will.
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