STARTED JAN 2023--
MATURE AND EXPLICIT CONTENT. Viewer Discretion is advised.
Priscilla Pearl Wolfe is a Pornstar.
Halen Elle used to be.
That is until the apathetically charming jackass with a back pocket full of guitar picks and skittles moves...
"Loving you darling, makes me so confused..." ♪ Alicia Keys • Fallin'. Voting is much appreciated, but never an obligation. Enjoy.
HE LIKES ME
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Halen likes the smell of chimney smoke.
He likes reading by candlelight for the flicker. Only paperbacks.
He likes bicycling and the sound of newspaper between his fingers.
He likes fruit bats, snakes, lizards and porcupines for their needle-like quills and rough exteriors, but despises pill-bugs, raccoons and gnats for their peskiness in his vegetable garden.
He prefers spring over summer, but fall over winter.
He likes to smoke cigars and prefers no ice in his whiskey.
He likes the warm voices of folk singers and R&B artists.
He likes quilted blankets and prefers round pillows to square ones.
He can't dance and didn't, even at his own wedding.
He likes cowboy hats. He thinks they are the most practical hat and that they look nice with blue jeans.
He thinks pugs are ugly.
He thinks hairless cats with big goofy ears are the ideal domesticated animal, but he doesn't want one.
He buys and eats meat, but only from butcher shops that have Humane Society verification for humane slaughter.
He likes aging and thinks it's the most beautiful scientific process on the planet.
He likes carrots, potatoes, and kale, doesn't care for celery.
He likes soups and spiced sauces with rice.
He likes gulab jamun and tart ice cream flavors.
He likes cold showers and warm, fluffy towels.
He likes to keep his hair neat and out of his eyes and carries a dual comb and chap-stick in his pocket to keep it that way.
He likes being naked.
He likes the smell of soil and the feel.
He likes to lay in the shade under trees to smell the freshly cut grass and watch beetles burrow in the trunk.
He likes the smell of naan and says it reminds him of his childhood.
He likes the sound of knocking heels on the floor.
He likes emojis but despises the clicking sound of the keyboard on his cellphone.
