✧⁠*⁠。𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚢𝚞𝚞!! 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝 ✧⁠*⁠。

ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ-ᴛᴇɴᴅᴏᴜ | ꜱʜɪʀᴀᴛᴏʀɪᴢᴀᴡᴀ ɢᴄ ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°

Tendou singing gives me a serotonin boost.

Requested by semi-semi_ :)

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Tendou: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Tendou: Hot dog—dogs are cute :)
Tendou: No, purrito.
Tendou: Hehe, get it? Because cats purr and burrito? Yeah?
Tendou: Mmmmm, bored.

...

Tendou: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Tendou: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeerrr...
Tendou: Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the waaaall.
Tendou: 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beeeerrrr...

Semi: Tendou, go to sleep.
Semi: It's 4:21 am.

Tendou: SEMI!!
Tendou: SEMI THE SEMITRUCK! :D
Tendou: Hiiiii.. ;)

Semi: You sure you didn't take any shots last night?
Semi: Nevermind, you're always like this.

Tendou: Semiii, I'm bored..

Semi: Go to sleep..?
Semi: Or stop texting the group chat.

Shirabu: P l e a s e .
Shirabu: I can't fall back asleep anymore-

Tendou: HII SHIRABOOBY :D

Shirabu: What..?

Semi: He's drunk.

Tendou: AUTOCORRUPT
Tendou: COOKIES-
Tendou: COOM

Shirabu: .
Shirabu: "Coom"??

Semi: ...
Semi: Yeah, no.
Semi: Why is it even in your... "autocorrect?"

Tendou: UH UMM.. ERM.. UHHH...
Tendou: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Semi: Tendou.

Tendou: YES SEMITRUCKY??
Tendou: WOAH MY LETTERS ARE SCREAMING :0

Semi: Go back to sleep.
Semi: Also, caps lock.

Tendou: CATS COCK??

Semi: ...

Shirabu has left the conversation.

Semi: Caps. Lock.

Tendou: STOP SAYING CATS COCK-
Tendou: EWWY.

Semi: For the love of God, help me.
Semi: Tendou, how much did you drink?

Tendou: I haven't had any drinks, pookie wookie. ;)

Semi: ...
Semi: What time do you think it is right now?

Tendou: 19:35

Semi: Tendou, it's 4:47 am.

Tendou: Oooooooohhhhh...

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Tendou: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Tendou: Hey, hey Semi.
Tendou: Semitrucky.
Tendou: Semi the nemi.
Tendou: Semi the uhh..
Tendou: Uhhhh...

Semi: What.

Tendou: Will you be my...
Tendou: Mcnugget? :)

Semi has left the conversation.

Tendou: That's a funny word.
Tendou: Convers..
Tendou: Come
Tendou: Sation
Tendou: States
Tendou: Station.
Tendou: Converses.

Ushijima: Go to sleep.

Tendou: Nooo... sleep is for the weak.
Tendou: Lemme finishh.
Tendou: Comics
Tendou: Cages
Tendou: Capsules
Tendou: OH- HI USHIJGUSHY!! :D

Ushijima has left the conversation.

Tendou: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Semi has locked the conversation.

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Beep, ding.

I have no idea how Tendou would act drunk. Probably the same way he normally is.

... TENDOU'S 18 YEARS OLD—