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(Group chat without Atsumu)

Aran: You sure this is a good idea??

Osamu: Yeah, this is revenge for Atsumu making me drop and waste my bento last week.

Kita: You're still not over that yet?

Osamu: No, that bento was expensive.

Suna: Oh yeah
Suna: I still have a picture of that

Osamu: Delete it-

Suna: No

Michinari: Didn't you cry over that for 18 minutes?

Osamu: NO
Osamu: I didn't.

Hitoshi: Suree
Hitoshi: I have a videoooo ;)

Osamu: ... Let's just start this prank-

(Inarizaki GC)

Osamu: Atsumu.
Osamu: I have bad news

Atsumu: Oh..?

Osamu: You're adopted.

Atsumu: .
Atsumu: Wait... what?

Osamu: Yeah, sorry.
Osamu: Had to break it to ya

Atsumu: No, you're joking.
Atsumu: Right..??

Osamu: No
Osamu: Dead serious.

Atsumu: Samu...

Suna: Damn.
Suna: Now, me personally, I wouldn't let that slide.

Hitoshi: Mhm, same.

Atsumu: Osamu, how do you know, though..?

Osamu: .
Osamu: Someone told me

Atsumu: Someone?

Osamu: Uh- yeah

Atsumu: Someone as in...
Atsumu: Someone you or we know?

Osamu: Yeah- now stop asking questions.

Hitoshi sent a photo.

Hitoshi: Another one bites the dust, folks.

Kita has left the conversation.

Aran: Wait what are we doing again?

Michinari: A prank on Atsumu

...

Michinari: Oh.
Michinari: This is the chat where Atsumu isn't in, right?

Atsumu: Huh?

Osamu: Don't listen to them
Osamu: They're hallucinations

Atsumu: Oh...
Atsumu: Samu.. why are you just now saying this?

Osamu: Because
Osamu: I care about you and I didn't want to hurt your feelings yet

Suna: That's definitely a lie