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ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ | ᴋᴀʀᴀꜱᴜɴᴏ x ʙꜱᴅ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ

Nishinoya: i hate taxes

Tanaka: real

Hinata: ikr ?? what's even the point of them ?

Tsukishima: taxes provide for federal, local, and state governments to fund services defense, highways, police, a justice system that benefits all citizens, who could not provide such services very effectively for themselves.

Tsukishima: just fyi

Kageyama: wtf

Sugawara: what.. did i walk into ?

Kunikida: OKAY WHERE THE FUCK IS DAZAI'S BANDAGED ASS NOW
Kunikida: ...
Kunikida: it seems that this isn't the right group chat.

Sugawara: oh uh
Sugawara: who are you ?

Hinata: new person ? hi !!

Ranpo: new people*

Hinata: woah !! double hi !

Ranpo: yeah so how did i get transferred to this gc

Kenji: mr kunikidaaa, that's a bad word !! :(

Kyouka: ive heard worse. you're lucky.

Daichi: okay so where did all of these people come from all of a sudden ??

Chuuya: hell

Atsushi: umm guys ?? why is there a port mafia executive in our chat ?
Atsushi: oh wait.. this isn't the right gc-

Hinata: port mafia ?!

Sugawara: port mafia ??

Yachi: PORT MAFIA ??!

Ranpo: atsushi didn't stutter

Kunikida: omfg
Kunikida: just tell me, anyone where dazai is
Kunikida: the president is on my ass rn

Nishinoya: PRESIDENT ?? LIKE JORDSH WASHING MACHINE ??

Tsukishima: what did i just read

Tadashi: pff, no idea

Tsukishima: i didn't ask for an answer

Tadashi: sorry :')

Dazai: SORRY SORRY SORRY GUYS I WAS TAKING MY AFTERNOON WALK AND UHH
Dazai: I UHH.. ummm

Dazai: i maaaaybe slipped in a lake head first and kinda.. stayed there till i ran out of air ??

Kunikida: DAZAI OMFG GET BACK HERE RN IM GOING TO BEAT UR SCRAWNY ASS

Kenji: stoooop !! bad woooorddd !! D:

Atsushi: are you okay dazai ??

Akutagawa: dazai-san ???

Gin: omg akutagawa stop fangirling over dazai for once and get an actual life

Dazai: what she said

Akutagawa: .
Akutagawa: this is ur fault, weretiger

Atsushi: wait what ??

Asahi: what in holy bible of Jesus is happening

Nishinoya: what

Sugawara: what

Daichi: what

Hinata: hallelujah

Nishinoya: MEAT IS GOD

Tanaka: MEAT IS GOD

Hinata: HALLELUJAH

Kageyama: God is meat ??

Hinata: yummy

Chuuya: what the actual fuck

Dazai: duck**