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get ready, this is a long chapter <3

warning! a bit of swearing.

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Hinata: im awake now and im going to make it everyone's problem.

Kageyama: i don't see how that'll work

Tsukishima: i really dont

Nishinoya: well duh, you need your glasses to see and if you failed to see, what would be the purpose of them ?

Lev: he has a point !

Daishou: yeah but at some point you'd fail to see, that's why you have glasses

Tsukishima: OK IT'S 7 IN THE MORNING WHY IS EVERYONE SO SALTY
Tsukishima: TF DID I DO TO YOU GUYS ?

Hinata: you really cant talk

Sugawara: didn't you call me mom this week, tsukishima ?

Tsukishima: I APOLOGIZED, DAMNIT.

Sugawara: DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME, APOLOGIZE TO YOUR ACTUAL MOM AND FIX YOUR DAMN MOMMY ISSUES
Sugawara: WATCH YOUR TONE TOO

Bokuto: woops, someone's mad

Oikawa: 7 in the morning and there's already drama, loving itt

Makki: so pleasant

Atsumu: my cup of drama tea right in the morning is brewing

Daishou: what's better than this ?

Hinata: not your relationship with your girlfriend, i know.
Hinata: oh, whoops, i meant ex-girlfriend.

Kuroo: BUAHAHA GOT EMMM

Atsumu: WOWWW

Daichi: OH-

Akaashi: hinata said that ??

Hinata: yeah ? you got a problem??

Akaashi: well- no.
Akaashi: i just didn't expect you to say that.

Suna: honestly same

Hinata: well, hey suna, if you seen your world through something else other than a camera lens, you'd be less surprised.

Shirabu: OH DAMN DUDE

Suna: HEY, WOAH NOW
Suna: NOW THAT'S JUST PERSONAL
Suna: ALL I DID WAS AGREE WITH AKAASHI ??

Tendou: uh- you okay there little orange guy ?

Hinata: orange guy ? says the person who looks like they're on steroids and has red hair brighter than an apple orchard.

Tendou: thats-
Tendou: really.. specific. :(

Tanaka: BRO WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TODAY ?? IM SCARED YOU'RE GOING TO COME AFTER ME NEXT IF I EVEN BREATHE NEAR YOU 😭😭😭

Hinata: i'd insult your hair too, but there's no hair to insult at all.

Tanaka: WHATTT WHY ME

Kuroo: HEY GUYS IM BACK !!

Hinata: welcome back to the guy who spends half of his life savings on hair spray

Kuroo: huh..? :(

Daishou: AHAHA YEAH, YEAH ! HINATA GO
Daishou: INSULT HIS ROOSTER ASS

Kuroo: BRO STFU

Bokuto: YEAH !! SHUT IT, SNAKEY, HINATA DIDN'T MEAN IT >:(
Bokuto: RIGHT, HINATA ??

Hinata: for the sake of your large ass ego, im not going to respond.

Oikawa: WOAH, DUDE

Atsumu: IM-