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Yamamoto: guys.
Yamamoto: i just realized again....

Shibayama: oh gosh.. what is it this time?

Yamamoto: karasuno still has..
Yamamoto: two...

Kenma: omfg. just say it, yamamoto.

Yamamoto: hot babes.
Yamamoto: AAAAAAAAA WHY THIS ISNT FAIR

Yaku: then transfer schools

Yamamoto: YEAH IM GONNA DO IT

Kenma: thank god

Yamamoto: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, KENMA 😭

Kuroo: how do i get this hair dye out of my hair again ??

Yaku: what did you do this time.

Kuroo: i maybe or maybe have not dyed my hair orange like shrimpy so kenma can pay attention to me more.

Yaku: ...
Yaku: you mean hinata?

Kenma: keep dreaming, kuroo.

Inuoka: OH YEAH Y'ALL DIDN'T SEE IT YET ?!
Inuoka: YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE IT

Kenma: pass

Lev: ??

Kenma: hell, now the stringbean is here

Lev: who?

Yaku: jeez lev, don't tell me you're THAT slow

Lev: um
Lev: who are you guys again ??

Yaku: .

Kenma: .

Kuroo: .

Yamamoto: .

Shibayama: .

Inuoka: .

Fukunaga: what the silly

Yaku: lev, you're joking, right ??

Lev: nope :')
Lev: pls, im so confused. what's happening ??

Kuroo: wow. im surprised you don't remember your boyfriend

Yaku: .

Lev: wait what?????

Yaku: kuroo, istmfg im going to dislocate your fucking ankles

Kuroo: take it easy, cinnamon flavored ginger

Yaku: you're done

Yaku has left the conversation.

Yamamoto: you better run bro

Kuroo: it's not like he's gonna actually break my ankles.

Kenma: oh yes. yes he will.

Fukunaga: fly too close to the sun, and you'll get burnt, broski.

Lev: um okay so can anyone inform me what's going on ??

Inuoka: lev.. you actually don't know us?

Lev: no :'}

Kenma: oh i forgot to tell you guys, i hit him in the head with a metal pipe yesterday.

Kuroo: what.

Yamamoto: what-

Inuoka: wha ???

Shibayama: im officially concered with this team.

Fukunaga: ... are you okay, brochacho?

Kenma: what

Fukunaga: are you?

Kenma: being honest, ive been through some shit, fukunaga.

Lev: you might want to see a therapist, kenma-san.

Kenma: .

Kuroo: lev-

Shibayama: did you just ??

Inuoka: say his name ??

Kenma: why am i the first one you remember.

Lev: um
Lev: lucky guess?

Kenma: yeah no

Kuroo: heLP GUYS
Kuroo: I DIDN'T KNOW YAKU WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY BREAK MY ANKLES

Kenma: thank god he's dead

Lev: kenma-saaan.. don't say that abt your boyfriend !! :(

Kenma: .
Kenma: omg please stfu i have never fucked kuroo in my life

Yamamoto: HELP WHAT

Kuroo: kenma, that's a lie
Kuroo: we just did it 4 hours ago :(

Shibayama: WHAT THE FUCK YALL
Shibayama: YAKU COME BACK. THIS GC ISNT STABLE ANYMORE

Inuoka: IM CACKLING WHAT

Kenma: im done

Kuroo: with what ??

Kenma: life, kuroo.

Kuroo: so, you're done with me? :[

Kenma: im gonna transfer to karasuno.

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i literally just put the randomist stuff in this chapter 😭