this comment has been floating in the back of my head for a long time.
so, i made this headcanon real.
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Kuroo: hey bro
Bokuto: yeah, bro ?
Kuroo: wanna come over to my house ?
Bokuto: already there.
Kuroo: what
Bokuto: im already here.
Kuroo: oh so that's why i see someone pressed up against my window with a squashed face.
Bokuto: yeah :)
Kuroo: alright im going to unlock the door
Bokuto: wait
Bokuto: what's the point of texting then ?Kuroo: oh.
Kuroo: uhBokuto: i still wanna text :(
Kuroo: ok so uh
Kuroo: go back homeBokuto: im already there
Kuroo: ...
Kuroo: bro, do you have teleportationBokuto: yesnt
Kuroo: ..
Kuroo: ok then so what nowBokuto: what were you gonna originally do
Kuroo: show you untitled goose game
Bokuto: untitled what ?
Kuroo: untitled goose game
Bokuto: are you sure you didn't just make that up ?
Kuroo: yeah
Bokuto: no way
Kuroo: yes way
Kuroo sent a photo
Bokuto: holy mother of honk
Kuroo: ikr
Bokuto: how do you play it ??
Kuroo: i'll set up a screen recording
Bokuto: ooo ok :)
...
Kuroo sent a video
Kuroo: there
Bokuto: GOOSE TIME
...
Bokuto: why is the screen thing trash can doopy
Kuroo: ... the quality ?
Bokuto: yeah why is the quality trash can doopy
Kuroo: uh i don't know, sorry-
Bokuto: nah you're good
Bokuto: i can just cross my eyes and squint.Kuroo: don't do that, bro-
Bokuto: why not ?
Bokuto: why am i seeing pink fairiesKuroo: what ??
Bokuto: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
Kuroo: bokuto are you ok
Bokuto: taste the rainbow
Kuroo: yeah i think you need your setter guy
Bokuto: aggashi ?
Kuroo: akaashi.
...
Kuroo: hey are you still here dude ?
Bokuto: the goo
Bokuto: goober
Bokuto: gooseKuroo: goose ?
Bokuto: the goose :(
Kuroo: what happened ?
Bokuto: it chased a boy with a knife and robbed a bank :(
Kuroo: in the game ??
Bokuto: no
Kuroo: what.
Bokuto: KUROO. I THINK I HAVE GOOSEOPHOBIA
Kuroo: WHAT ??
Kuroo: HELP- WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ??Bokuto: IM SCARED OF GOOSES
Kuroo: geese*, but continue.
Bokuto: THEY ROB STORES AND CHASE PEOPLE WITH KNIVES
Kuroo: no, no they dont, bokuto-
Bokuto: THEY DO
Bokuto: I HAD TO BREAKDANCE TO SAVE MY LIFEKuroo: W H A T
Kuroo: LMFAO- BOKUTO-Bokuto: 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦢🦢🦢🦢
Kuroo: those are ducks and swans-
Bokuto: THEY DONT HAVE GOOSES, GEESE, CHEESE, WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED
Kuroo: BOKUTO- I CANT BREATHE
Bokuto: 🐓
Bokuto: oh wait that's you nvmKuroo: WHAT DID I DO TO YOU 😭
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gooseophobia, a fear of geese.
it probably doesn't exist, and it probably never will.
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✧*。𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚢𝚞𝚞!! 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝 ✧*。
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