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Kuroo: KENMA

Kenma: What

Kuroo: WHY DID YOU SPEND 258 DOLLARS ON ANIMAL CROSSING.

Kenma: I didn't

Kuroo: KENMA, YOUR NAME IS ON MY CREDIT CARD
Kuroo: THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING YOUR DEVICES AWAY FOR A MONTH

Kenma: No
Kenma: That's video game abuse, stop it

Kuroo: KENMA. I'M. NOT. PLAYING. GAMES. ANYMORE.

Kenma: If you don't take away my games, I'll rename my animal crossing island to "Kuroo."

Kuroo: ...
Kuroo: You win this time.

Weeks later

Kuroo: Kenma
Kuroo: You disobeyed me

Kenma: Huh

Kuroo: Why am I looking at a 623 dollar charge on my phone right now?

Kenma: Someone hacked your phone ig

Kuroo: Kenma.
Kuroo: We need to talk in person

Kenma: I'd rather not

Kuroo: This is serious

Kenma: No it isn't
Kenma: Anyways I got a really rare animal crossing villager to join my island, who should I kick out

Kuroo: Anyone but the black cat

Kenma: Kiki?
Kenma: Never liked her

Kuroo: We're getting off topic
Kuroo: You gotta pay up, bcs I don't have this kind of money.

Kenma: Says who

Kuroo: The irs

Kenma: THE IR-
Kenma: ...
Kenma: Hey, Kuroo. Have you paid the electricity bill

Kuroo: No, I'm working on taxes

Kenma: Forget that, I need to charge my switch.

Kuroo: That means you need to take a break

Kenma: Um no

Kuroo: Um yeah

Kenma: Pay the electricity bill or I will kick out Kiki.

Kuroo: What is with you in bribery

Kenma: I find it fun

Kuroo: That's kinda like.. blackmail

Kenma: Oh cool

Kuroo: No, it's not cool

Kenma: Hey, come join my island
Kenma: Since you never touched yours

Kuroo: Yes I have!
Kuroo: I'm working on the campfire

Kenma: ... You're still at the beginning of the game?

Kuroo: Hey, don't judge me.
Kuroo: Have patience

Kenma: Kuroo, I'll lose all my remaining sanity if you do not pay the electricity bill.
Kenma: My. Switch. Is. About. To. Die.

Kuroo: I. Don't. Care.
Kuroo: Now, put the phone down, and talk to me regularly

Kenma: This house is a fucking nightmare

...

Kenma: I also kicked out Kiki

Kuroo: GOD DAMNIT KENMA

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Gotta love their relationship.