Oikawa: guys! check this out real quick.
Oikawa changed Oikawa's name to "Brains and Beauty."
Matsukawa: i forgot this group chat existed, honestly.
Hanamaki: oh wow same
Brains and Beauty: we.. literally just used this gc two days ago..?
Matsukawa: how fast time flies...
Kindaichi: wait, wait. you can change your name??
Hanamaki: guess so.
Hanamaki: oh wait, i got somethin...Hanamaki changed Hanamaki's name to "Makki."
Makki: my name is too long for no reason.
Matsukawa: been there.
Kunimi: oh fun.
Kunimi changed Kindaichi's name to "Kinda Itchy."
Kinda Itchy: .
Kinda Itchy: what the hell kunimi-Kunimi: it's literally in your name if you say it out loud, am i wrong?
Makki: PF IT IS
Kinda Itchy: gosh why did my parents have to name me this name
Kunimi: creators**
Matsukawa: don't break the fourth wall, kunimi.
Brains and Beauty: i adore how no one said anything about my name.
Kunimi: it's clear that we're ignoring you.
Iwaizumi: what the hell did i walk in on
Watari: that's my question
Brains and Beauty changed Iwaizumi's name to "#1 bbg"
Makki: HELP WHAT
Matsukawa: bro isn't wrong though 💀
#1 bbg: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OIKAWA
Brains and Beauty: you're welcome ;)
Yahaba: how do i remove myself from this group chat asap
Kinda Itchy changed Kunimi's name to "Cumimi."
Yahaba: WHY
Cumini: WHY
Kinda Itchy: becuase
Makki: ICANTBREATHE HSHSHSHSHS
Matsukawa: BRO BREATHE AIR
Brains and Beauty: LMFAO WHAT KINDAICHI??
Kyotani: wtf-
Cumimi: welcome, you're the next victim.
Brains and Beauty changed Kyotani's name to "Arf arf."
Matsukawa: "arf arf" is insane
Arf arf: ..
Watari: you probably want to sleep with one eye open, oikawa.
Arf arf: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKOKING DOG, BITCHEUES ???
Makki: bro lost it 💀
Cumimi: bro lost his grammar
Brains and Beauty: yes, mad dog.
#1 bbg: literally going to end my life.
Brains and Beauty: ummm no??
#1 bbg: you don't have the motivation to stop me. dont even try.
Brains and Beauty: UH yes i do ????
Matsukawa changed Matsukawa's name to "Door Mattsun"
Door Mattsun: how lovely.
Watari: i dont.. get it ??
Door Mattsun: door mat, door mattsun.
Watari: ah, how clever.
Makki: not the fact you had to explain your joke
Door Mattsun: not the fact your hair color looks like a moldy strawberry
Makki: .
Makki: that's it. you, me, dance off at the nearest walmart parking lot at 7am on the dot.Door Mattsun: bet.
Brains and Beauty: i'll go charge the camera.
#1 bbg: yeah, im definitely ending my existence now.
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i miss aoba johsai so much, man. aaarrrghghfhfhhahfh-
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