ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ (ᴀᴏʙᴀ ᴊᴏʜꜱᴀɪ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ)

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Oikawa: guys! check this out real quick.

Oikawa changed Oikawa's name to "Brains and Beauty."

Matsukawa: i forgot this group chat existed, honestly.

Hanamaki: oh wow same

Brains and Beauty: we.. literally just used this gc two days ago..?

Matsukawa: how fast time flies...

Kindaichi: wait, wait. you can change your name??

Hanamaki: guess so.
Hanamaki: oh wait, i got somethin...

Hanamaki changed Hanamaki's name to "Makki."

Makki: my name is too long for no reason.

Matsukawa: been there.

Kunimi: oh fun.

Kunimi changed Kindaichi's name to "Kinda Itchy."

Kinda Itchy: .
Kinda Itchy: what the hell kunimi-

Kunimi: it's literally in your name if you say it out loud, am i wrong?

Makki: PF IT IS

Kinda Itchy: gosh why did my parents have to name me this name

Kunimi: creators**

Matsukawa: don't break the fourth wall, kunimi.

Brains and Beauty: i adore how no one said anything about my name.

Kunimi: it's clear that we're ignoring you.

Iwaizumi: what the hell did i walk in on

Watari: that's my question

Brains and Beauty changed Iwaizumi's name to "#1 bbg"

Makki: HELP WHAT

Matsukawa: bro isn't wrong though 💀

#1 bbg: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OIKAWA

Brains and Beauty: you're welcome ;)

Yahaba: how do i remove myself from this group chat asap

Kinda Itchy changed Kunimi's name to "Cumimi."

Yahaba: WHY

Cumini: WHY

Kinda Itchy: becuase

Makki: ICANTBREATHE HSHSHSHSHS

Matsukawa: BRO BREATHE AIR

Brains and Beauty: LMFAO WHAT KINDAICHI??

Kyotani: wtf-

Cumimi: welcome, you're the next victim.

Brains and Beauty changed Kyotani's name to "Arf arf."

Matsukawa: "arf arf" is insane

Arf arf: ..

Watari: you probably want to sleep with one eye open, oikawa.

Arf arf: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKOKING DOG, BITCHEUES ???

Makki: bro lost it 💀

Cumimi: bro lost his grammar

Brains and Beauty: yes, mad dog.

#1 bbg: literally going to end my life.

Brains and Beauty: ummm no??

#1 bbg: you don't have the motivation to stop me. dont even try.

Brains and Beauty: UH yes i do ????

Matsukawa changed Matsukawa's name to "Door Mattsun"

Door Mattsun: how lovely.

Watari: i dont.. get it ??

Door Mattsun: door mat, door mattsun.

Watari: ah, how clever.

Makki: not the fact you had to explain your joke

Door Mattsun: not the fact your hair color looks like a moldy strawberry

Makki: .
Makki: that's it. you, me, dance off at the nearest walmart parking lot at 7am on the dot.

Door Mattsun: bet.

Brains and Beauty: i'll go charge the camera.

#1 bbg: yeah, im definitely ending my existence now.

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i miss aoba johsai so much, man. aaarrrghghfhfhhahfh-

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