Nix: uwu, hewo..🐱
Jesse's urine: Shut the fuck up!🤬
Nix: wut du yu meen?🥺🥺🥺
Jesse's urine: Fucking pick me!
Nix: Nu bud wurds!😭😡
Jesse's urine: Fine, I apologize - would you like to be friends?🙂
*Nix leaves Jesse's urine on read until they turn sixteen*😱😱😱
Nix: Hey, is the offer still open?🥺🤩🥳
Jesse's urine: What took you so long to reply?😡🙄
Nix: I wanted to wait until I'm old enough to start dating you!
Jesse's urine: I asked if you wanted to be friends, I never asked to take you on a date, dumbass.
Nix: Oh... Fuck.... That's embarrassing!
Jesse's urine: Really embarrassing.
Nix: Don't be mean, asshole!
Jesse's urine: Whatever..
Nix: Can we still be friends, though?
Jesse's urine: Yeah, sure.
Nix: yay! *Starts humping their pillow like a dog*
Jesse's urine: Hey, are you able to call?
Nix: Yeah! *lifts their ass off the pillow and clicks the FaceTime button*
Jesse's urine: Hi, can you show your face?
Nix: *turns their camera on and does a full 360*
Jesse's urine: *quietly mumbles to themself* oh, damn, bro's hot as hell.. I- wow...
Nix: Can you show your face?
Jesse's urine: Mhm! *Turns camera on and starts twerking*
Nix: *drools* oh, man! You're so attractive, woah...
Jesse's urine: *smirks at Nix* hey bbg, wanna come over tonight?
Nix: B-b-but I-I-I'm underage...!
Jesse's urine: Age is just a number... *Lightly smiles*
Nix: Okay, then!
Jesse's urine: here's my address: Homosexual ST. 69420
Nix: Woah, I live right across the block!
Jesse's urine: What a coincidence!
Nix: *walks on all fours over there with their checks clapping as they walk over there*
*After a few minutes, Jesse's urine hears a ring at the doorbell*
Jesse's urine: *takes off their clothes, styles their hair and hides their sex toys around the house*
Nix: *Knocks on the door*
Jesse's urine: Hold on, I'll be right there! *Jesse's urine runs to unlock the door*
The door is unlocked! *Jesse's urine gets in their favorite sex position with their ass sticking up*
Nix: *opens the door*
Oh wow, what a nice view!
*smirks and slaps that ass*
Jesse's urine: *moans*
Mmmmm.. *turns around*
MOM?!
Nix: WHAT THE HELL?!
*Runs away and slams the door*
Jesse's urine: NO, WAIT, MOM COME BACK!
Nix: I'M BLOCKING YOU!
Jesse's urine: NOOOOOO...
(Don't ask how Nix is literally younger than their own child, that's just how that world works.)
