the archer, regulus black

14- peachy

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GRACIE WAS BORED out of her mind.

she and regulus sat in detention, listening to slughorn drone on and on about some famous person he taught.

"this is worse than cleaning cauldrons," regulus mumbled.

gracie snorted, but covered it with a cough when the professor looked at her.

"are you alright, gracie?"

she thinned her lips, "just peachy, sir."

"very well. i'm going have you two organise my potions closet." he gestured to the door. "some first years knocked a fair few vials over."

"of course, professor." regulus nodded.

slughorn gathered his things and walked to the door. "everything is labeled, as well as the shelves, so it should rather simple."

gracie immediately began to organise the closet.

...

"there," regulus said as he placed the last vial back in it's place.

"thank goodness we're done," gracie sighed, "this room is so stuffy."

regulus nods. "it's like the man never cleans."

"are you going to open the door?"

he realized he was in front of it. "oh, yeah."

regulus tried to open it, bit it appeared the knob was stuck.

"everything all right?" gracie asked when he tried again.

"it's stuck."

"you're a wizard, regulus, use your wand."

he blinked. "oh."

she rolled her eyes. "yeah, oh. move."

"doesn't open?" he asked when he saw her try the knob.

"no."

"there must be something wrong with the door." he concluded.

"what an excellent observation, sherlock." gracie rolled her eyes.

"i have an uncle named sherlock. but i'm regulus."

"hardy har," she rolled her eyes again. "maybe we can call someone."

"i've got no service."

"how is there no service in the stupid closet," she held her phone in the air.

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i don't know what to call this so i'm not going to call it anything

sirius
they're stuck

barty
we could tell still

dora
no need to be rude

evan
we known they're stuck dora
he's simply announcing the obvious

james
do you think it will work

remus
I would think so

peter
i dunno she's stubborn

barty
so's he

peter
maybe they'll accidentally drug
themselves and admit their love

dora
orrr they find lust potion and have
a shagathon

sirius
you are obsessed with that

evan
she read a book where it happened
once

barty
now it's like it's the only idea in her
head still
she's mental stilll

dora
is that from your roadmap book
Rodman
Rodman
roadman

barty
yeah bruv stilll

remus
How does still fit into that sentence

barty
bruv
it just goes at the end

evan
it's much more annoying in person
i asked him if he's done his homework
he said "of course not stilll"

peter
interesting

sirius
do you think i could see this roadmap
book of yours
bruv

remus
Absolutely not

dora
are we going to let them out before
or after dinner

evan
they're going to spend the night there

james
we made sure she had a full meal
right before going

peter
and i packed snacks in her bag
before she left !

dora
i love peter

barty
i did not make sure he ate

evan
you had one job

barty
i got distracted cause he fell asleep
as a cat

james
that's justifiable then

barty
thank you

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c speaks!

this is so wordy it's gross

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