Chair

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Friend: Who's your crush?
Me: Liam Payne
Friend: No I meant like a real person
Liam: Oh what am i a chair

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GUYS HELP OKAY SO MY EYES ARE SO FUCKING BLOODSHOT AND IM TIRED AND I HAVE SOCCER TOMORROW AND IM RLY THIRSTY AND ITS 1AM AND I NEED TO SLEEO BUT IM RLY HYPER AND I CANT WALK PROPERLY OR TALK WITHOUT GIGGLING I DIDNT SMOKE ZAYNS JOINTS I SWEAR

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