Literally a Trash in Another Universe

VIII

A.... An.... Alver Crossman, an innocent chipmunk?

Cale has already imagined hundreds of Alver Crossman variations, but an INNOCENT DAMN FUCKING CHIPMUCK ALVER CROSSMAN? That fucking figure is completely unsuitable for him! He requires the scumbag bastard who will con all other bastards with him. He requires the eccentric, self-proclaimed handsome man who will go down in history as the Pajama Emperor!

Cale wailed internally, picturing himself and all his plans crashing to the ground. WHY? WHY? JUST FUCKING WHY???? If this jerk is like this, all of his plans will go astray, just like his slacker life!

His conscience, his poor heart—he can not bear the thought of corrupting such a young, innocent bastard. He reminds him of his beloved baby dragons, which Choi Han corrupted back to their innocence.

Fuck all of this nonsense. Why me? Why him? You could have given me a Tunka-type Alver or a Rosalyn-type Alver, but instead, you gave me a chipmunk.

He can feel his heart breaking.

No Cale Henituse. Do not give up just yet. You can still make a difference.

"You chipmunk! I accept you calling my lovely brother lovely, but do not you dare blush!" Cillian is wreaking havoc, oblivious to the fact that he always acts like a puppy in front of Hyung-nim. He is out there to beat up the Kingdom's Crown Prince!

"But... he is just soo—"

"Not another word!" Cillian cursed as if there were no tomorrow.

He just remained silent and pondered.

Yes. I can do that.

When Cale noticed Alver Crossman crossing his fingers like a really innocent brat while Cilian was beating him with words, he continued his monologue.

I will just corrupt him with everything I have.

Yes, because the princes with him regard him with contempt. That was completely normal.

He would hear rumors that he was nothing more than a puppet. He became Crown Prince because he is the most sensible prince among his siblings, not because he is the eldest.

But he never believed the rumors about him being a coward were true.

His sadistic side is screaming at him to corrupt this boy right now.

No need to pause. I can't. I will be dragged into politics if I do. When my slacker is right in front of my eyes, I can not send him away.

You have a slacker life?

Stop talking, Luci.

Hah. Think, Cale, think. As always, use your pretty little head.

He should remember that this is not the world of Birth of a Hero anymore.

[Human. I feel sorry for that chippy.]

He felt the weight of two scaly dragon heads on his shoulders. Amazing how similar these two brothers are.

"Cillian," he said gently, with a saintly smile, "enough, baby; we should be thankful for his Highness' grace."

Cillian pouted, but he came to a halt and hugged his arm once more.

He should be able to support the Crown Prince and reclaim what has been taken from his family.

Yes, there is no need for justification, Cale. Just corrupt this nonsense once and for all.

🗿: You really have the knack to get on your role pretty quickly.

🔥: Go, Cale! Corrupt and scam that Chipmunk bastard, and throw some money!