Amour

Chapter 43. The Express Wedding Arc

A/N: Just a small filler chapter(s) I hope you enjoy 💛 stay safe everyone!

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It was another boring and calm day at the League which was rather rare. But recently we've all been on the down low. Not that I'm complaining, I've been feeling awfully tired lately and feeling a little sick too. So a little down time has been good. Though, peace can only last for oh so little time.

"We need more money." Shigaraki and the others, except Dabi spoke up.

I sighed annoyed. "At this rate I'm going to go bankrupt." I lied. "We need to get money a different way." 

Like hell I'm going to give them all my money. Besides, these idiots need to learn how to budget, they waste money like a couple of spoiled brats. 

"We can always scam people." Spinner suggested, "Or rob a bank."

Crossing my arms, I simply started hearing everyone's ridiculous idea to get money. My mind floated with thoughts of how to stall the League's new plan. Apparently Kurogiri had been detained, meaning we were sorta stuck. 

Not many of us minded that, we were tired from the Shie Hassaikai incident and needed the break. On the other hand, Shigaraki and Dabi were restless. 

"Why not trick a sugar daddy or something?" someone had mentioned, which grabbed my attention. 

"What the hell?" I scrunched my face up with confusion, "Are you all crazy?"

"Hey Y/N you should get a sugar daddy." Toga teased, "It'd be easy for you since you're pretty."

"Yeah! Do it Y/N!" Twice cheered, "Ew! Don't!"

"Well it is a quick way to get money and we won't risk our identities." Mr. Compress nodded in agreement.

Spinner, Shigaraki, Dabi, and I simply eyed the three idiots who suggested such a thing. I was actually pissed off by the idea of it. The audacity, I swear.

"Drop dead Twice, you too Mr. Compress. Like hell I'm going to seduce an old man. Can you imagine kissing an old wrinkly man, touching his old body, it's nasty! Besides I'm dating Dabi, I'm sure he won't agree with that." I motioned to Dabi who was angrily sitting down.

"You're right. I'm not agreeing." Dabi glared at everyone as I leaned my head on his shoulder.

"It's not a bad idea though." Shigaraki had suddenly spoken while standing up. His body swaying a bit as he steadied himself.

I rolled my eyes at him. "Yeah, itt's not bad, it's horrible." I deadpanned. "You try fucking an old sack."

"First of all, fuck you. Second, I didn't mean you seducing an old man, but perhaps a rich idiot similar to your age." Shigaraki explained. "Giran might know of someone."

"Hell no." Dabi stood up and nearly grabbed Shigaraki by the neck. 

Thankfully I pulled Dabi back enough and he wasn't able to get near Shigaraki. As much as I love Dabi sticking up for me, I don't want him getting turned into dust by Shigaraki. 

"Let me explain." Shigaraki glared at us. "Who says we can't scam, rob, and have you seduce a rich guy?"

"Says me." I crossed my arms. I don't like where this conversation is heading towards...

Shigaraki sighed. "Let's stage a wedding scam."

"A what now?" Dabi questioned annoyed as I blinked stunned.