(Extra update because papa Price be papa Pricing)
"Wear a dress!" Vinny said going through my closet. "You haven't worn this one before!"
I hate how wide that dress looks.
That means I'm just as wide.
"Um, no, I think I'll stick with black pants. It's cold anyway."
"Oh, come on!" Vinny begged and I shook my head.
"Leave her alone, she's already uncomfortable about this date. Let's make her feel comfortable. If that's pants and a nice shirt, then that's fine. How about this outfit?" She pulled out a button up shirt, black pants, and black combat boots.
"Okay, I think that'll work."
I changed into the outfit and they helped me do my hair and make up.
"Is there makeup that can hide my double chin?"
"Oh, YN! You look beautiful, no matter what! And if he can't see it, then he doesn't deserve a single date with you!" Vinny huffed.
"Alright, let's get going. We don't want to keep him waiting."
"Don't forget the perfume!"
Soap's POV
"What if she doesn't show?" I asked as Price smoothed out my jacket.
"She's going to be there, don't worry." Price assured me for the 5th time.
"What if I say something to upset her?"
"Like what?" Gaz asked sniffing my cologne bottle.
"I don't know! Anything!"
"I don't think you'll say anything offensive, Johnny." Ghost said sitting on my bed.
"What if I mess this date up and she never wants to see me again? She didn't like me to begin with. At the bar and the farmers market, she was really stand offish."
"She just met you and she's obviously been hurt in the past. She just needs to get to know you." Gaz said handing Price the tie that he began to tie around my neck.
"Shit, the flowers!"
"Right here." Laswell walked in with a beautiful bouquet I had ordered earlier after she agreed to a date.
"Oh, thank you so much for picking them up! I completely forgot!"
"I figured you would so John gave me the ticket to pick them up. Thought I should help you out."
"Thank you, you're the best!"
"By the way, Soap. Why are you trying to get a girl from the US? You live 13 hours away from her." Laswell asked.
"Oh, I'm not going back to the UK without her. I'm in love!"
"In love, you just met the girl yesterday!" Ghost snorted.
"Aye! It was love at first sight!"
"Good for you, son." Price smiled and handed me a watch.
Gaz handed me my cologne and I sprayed some on.
"Here son. Spray here, here, here, here, and here. Those spots will last longer and smell stronger."
"Thanks, Cap!"
"And what makes you so sure she's willing to move all the way across the globe just to be with you when A) her entire life is here and B) she barely even agreed to go on a date with you?" Ghost asked.
"I don't know. But I can't leave without her! I couldn't sleep last night just thinking about her!"
"That's creepy." Ghost said.
"Leave Soap alone. He's in love!" Price smiled.
"Well this lover boy is going to be late if he doesn't hurry up." Laswell looked at her watch.
"Fuck!" I grabbed the keys to the rental car and ran out the hotel room door.
"Flowers!"
"Oh, right!"
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Soap x Reader: I don't do military
FanfictionYou're a civilian and he's military. But you're not interested in dating anyone in the military. Also, you are chubby in this book. There will be body issues in this book and low self esteem. I will publish when I finish the next chapter.