(Shiro= Shiro_hamaki Sam= samanthauchiha Lucy= elenanotepad)
Me: I am a terrible person.
Lucy: Yeah, your updates are terrible.
Sam: You are crappy about updating, that's true.
Shiro: Happy birthday!
Me: Huh?
Sam: You...it's your birthday.
Me: Oh, yeah, forgot about that.
Lucy: That's terrible.
Me: Eh.
Sam: So what do you want to do for your birthday?
Me: Apologize for updating late?
Shiro: The audience accepts your apology.
Sam: Let's go eat cupcakes.
Lucy: How would that be special?
Shiro: You do that every day.
Sam: Shut the f*** up.
Me: Yeah, we can do that.
Kisame: Hey, shorty! Happy birthday!
Sasori: Happy birthday.
Zetsu: One more year before you become an adult. Happy birthday. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Deidara: Happy birthday, un!
Kakuzu: You will not get a present because I would have to pay money.
Sam: Kakuzu you cheap p**ck.
Shiro: So how do you feel Manga?
Me: Eh. Kind of tired.
Sam: And hungry. We should get her cupcakes.
Me: I'm good.
Sam: This poor girl really wants cupcakes.
Lucy: Sam, I don't think-
Sam: Well, let's go get some cupcakes! Then we can do something illegal!
Me: You do that every day.
Sam: Don't start.
Me: Enjoy the story, I'll meet you at the end like always :)
Sam: AND FOR F***S SAKE LOOK AT Senseis-of-random ALREADY!
Me: Sam-
Shiro: No, they really do need to check it out.
Lucy: Yup.
Me: Please don't yell at my readers. They tolerate me.
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*Tukiko pov*
"Orochimaru, what the f*** are you doing here?!" I hissed, shoving him off of me and drawing out two of my kunai. He frowned, but stayed in the same spot nonetheless.
"You act as if I'm your enemy," Orochimaru commented and I snorted.
"That's because you are. I don't know if you remember, but you showed us your back many years ago," I reminded him, the painful memories of his departure coming up freshly in my mind.
"Would your enemy be trying to help you find the last of your clan?" Orochimaru asked, a hint of amusement in his voice.
"Knowing you, yes. This is either a trick, some type of game, or it comes with a catch," I commented, keeping my weapons out. I didn't trust him in the slightest.
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Akatsuki Orphan
FanfictionAkimichi Tukiko was found in the forest a few miles outside of the Akatsuki's base. Konan and Pein decided to take her in, since she reminded them of themselves when they were kids. Akimichi Tukiko grows up in the Akatsuki and creates even more trou...
