Me: All I'm saying is that maybe your gut is wrong.
Itachi: I'm an Uchiha. Wrong is not in my vocabulary.
Lucylucylooo: And apparently neither is humble.
Samanthauchiha: Okay...can we just go to Konoha now? I'm bored.
Itachi: As soon as Manga hands me the map.
Me: I'm not going to hand you the map.
Sasuke: Hn, just give aniki the map or he won't shut up.
Me: You want to be back in Orochimaru's cave?
Sasuke:....aniki you're not getting the map.
Lucylucylooo: Konoha's not that far away. Maybe we can trust him just this once?
Me, Smanthauchiha, and Sasuke: NO.
Samamthauchiha: Last time we trusted Itachi Manga was in therapy and I had to beat up the Oro-pedo....then again beating him up was really fun....and seeing Itachi fight a bear was fun too...okay it's settled. My husband gets the map.
Sasuke and me: NO!!
Samanthauciha: If you don't hand Itachi the map I will set this forest on fire.
Me:......cheater *hands Itachi the map*
Itachi: Hn *smirks*
Me: Just lead us to Konoha.
Itachi: Okay....why am I looking at this map? I'm just going with my gut *rips map*
Sasuke and I: *twitch*
Itachi: Okay, follow me *starts walking*
Lucylucylooo: Manga, come on. What's the worst that can happen?
Samanthauchiha: Lucy you really don't want to ask that question...
Lucylucylooo: Whatever. Anyways, Mangareader90 doesn't own Naruto.
Samanthauchiha: Oh, and Manga told me to warn you that there is so much fluff ahead.
Lucylucylooo: Is Manga paralyzed?
Samanthauchiha:Eh, she'll be fine by the end of the chapter. Enjoy!
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*Sasori pov*
"Brat, why are you sulking?" I turned to look at Deidara who was dragging his feet.
"I want to see my girlfriend. And maybe kiss her," Deidara sighed and I hit him upside the head.
"Don't forget brat, she's also my imouto," I hissed as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Okay, yeah. I forgot how crazily protective you were, un," Deidara retorted as he glared at me.
"Brat, just be glad that all we have to do is check up on her," I sighed and I heard a voice behind me.
"Leader-sama wanted me to come with you," a shy voice said and Deidara and I turned around to see Elena.
"Fine. Just don't get in my way," I deadpanned before turning around.
"Don't worry about Sasori no danna, he's just worried about Tukiko, yeah. I can't wait to see Tukiko, my beautiful Tukiko, hmmm," Deidara started to say, sing songing the ending.
"I'm worried about you going anywhere near her," I muttered. Seriously, what did she see in him?
"What Sasori no danna, yeah?" Deidara grinned cheekily and I glared at him.
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Akatsuki Orphan
FanfictionAkimichi Tukiko was found in the forest a few miles outside of the Akatsuki's base. Konan and Pein decided to take her in, since she reminded them of themselves when they were kids. Akimichi Tukiko grows up in the Akatsuki and creates even more trou...
