Me: Samantha! Itachi! Where are you?
Sasuke: How did we lose them?
Me: How should I know?!
Sasuke: Where are they?
Me: Why are you asking me?
Sasuke: I don't know....
Me: I would leave but that would mean abandoning Samantha....
Sasuke: So? She'll be fine.
Me: Really? Of course abandoning someone would mean nothing to you.
Sasuke: Not really.
Me: Why do we always end up near each other whenever someone leaves me alone?
Sasuke: You have bad luck.
Me: I am starting to believe that.
Sasuke: I wonder what nii-san and Samantha are doing.
*meanwhile with Samanthasf and Itachi*
Samanthasf: What happened to Sasuke and Manga?
Itachi: Who cares, they'll be fine.
Samanthasf: True.
*back with Sasuke and I*
Me: Oh well, Sasuke do the disclaimer.
Sasuke: Mangareader90 doesn't own Naruto. She's too stupid to.
Me: You can't go one disclaimer without insulting me can you?
Sasuke: What do you think?
Me: Enjoy the story!
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*Tukiko Pov*
I sat down in the meeting room, my hands crossed over my mouth and my eyes closed.
(A/N: It's like that pose Gaara did when he was at the meeting with the other kages.)
"Tukiko-chan?" Shinako asked me.
I looked at her. I said nothing though.
"Tukiko, I know that you don't like the idea of someone replacing Orochimaru, but Sasori needs another partner," dad told me.
I just crossed my arms over my chest and closed my eyes in an irritated way.
"Whatever, just go get him already. While we're replacing people you might as well replace me," I told them, getting up from my chair and getting ready to walk out.
Kisame lifted me up by the collar before I could though.
"Stop acting like a brat Tukiko, we're not replacing you," Kisame told me.
"And you are going with Sasori, Kisame, and Itachi to get him, no complaints," dad told me.
"Yes dad, sorry Kisame-nii," I said, sighing.
"It's okay," Kisame-nii told me.
"Wait. Another boy?" Shinako asked.
She groaned. Everyone in the room chuckled.
"I guess we do have quite a lot of boys compared to girls, don't we?" dad asked.
"I'm not f***ing complaining about it though, it's d*** awesome!" Hidan-nii said.
"To you it is," mom told him.
"Tobi wants to know what the boys' name is and how old he is," Tobi-nii said.
"The boys' name is Deidara, he is 14," dad said.
"Oh great, I'm getting teamed up with a little brat," Sasori-nii said.
"Sasori-nii, I'm eleven......" I said.
"Yes, but you're not a brat," Sasori-nii told me.
"I'm guessing that we aren't allowed to eat him....." Zetsu-nii remarked.
"Not even a hair," dad said.
"Will he cost a lot of money?" grandpa Kakuzu asked.
"That's the same question you asked about Tukiko," mom said.
"And Shinako," I added.
Grandpa Kakuzu shivered.
"I'm going to go hide my money now," grandpa Kakuzu said.
"WE DO NOT COST THAT MUCH!!!" I yelled at him as he walked out the door.
"Well...."Shinako said.
"Okay, I do not cost that much," I said.
"Really?" Zetsu-nii asked me.
"Shut up," I told him.
"Can we go now? The sooner we leave the sooner we can get back," Itachi-nii asked/said.
"Yes, leave," dad said.
"Why do I have to go?" I asked them.
"Because, you can get to know him if you do," mom told me.
"What happens if I don't like him?" I asked.
"Tough luck, now go Tukiko-chan, and please don't annoy him," dad said.
Hidan and Kisame started laughing. Itachi snickered.
"How do you know he wont annoy me?!" I asked dad.
"We don't, we just know that you're naturally annoying," Hidan-nii told me.
Hidan and Kisame kept laughing.
"Shut up," I said.
"At least you wont have to be paired up with him if you don't like him...." Sasori-nii muttered.
"Sasori-nii? Why do you have to wear that ugly puppet?" I asked him.
"It's an advanced weapon," Sasori-nii told me.
"Can I ride on the back on the way there?" I asked.
"No," Sasori-nii said.
"I thought you loved me!" I responded.
"I do, but this is not a toy," Sasori-nii said.
"And you would break it with your fatness," Hidan-nii said.
Hidan and Kisame laughed some more before I got tired of it.
"Ice Jutsu: Frost Cage," I mumbled.
I performed the hand signs, took in a breath of air, and blew the air out at them. The ice swirled around the, making a cage and trapping them inside.
"What the?" Hidan-nii asked.
Everyone stared at me.
"When did you learn that jutsu?" mom asked me.
"I read about it and practiced it everyday. I eventually got good at it. I have mastered ice, water, and crystal elements. I just need wind, lightening, fire, and earth left to master," I told them.
"You've been improving," mom said.
"But you've still got a long way to go," dad reminded me.
"I can help you with fire," Itachi-nii told me.
"And I can help you with wind and earth," Shinako told me.
Shinako mastered water, wind, and earth so far.
"Cool, and I can teach you crystal and ice," I promised her.
"That's be awesome!" Shinako said.
"This is all great and stuff, but we're forgetting something important," Hidan-nii said.
"What?" I asked.
"ME AND FISH FACE ARE FREEZING OUR A**ES OFF!!!!" Hidan-nii yelled.
"Let us out!" Kisame-nii pleaded.
"That's only important to you," I said, smiling.
"Tukiko," Shinako warned me.
"Yeah, yeah," I responded.
I did some hand signs an muttered 'release'. The ice went away and Kisame-nii and Hidan-nii stopped shivering.
"I'm going to kill you now," Hidan-nii told me, lunging at me.
I moved out of the way. Sasori-nii lifted Hidan-nii up by his metal tail.
"What the?! Put me down puppet boy!!!" Hidan-nii yelled.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"If you guys will stop goofing off, we have a new member to get," Itachi-nii said.
"This will be the last time I'll ever have fun," I said, sighing.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Let's go," Kisame-nii said, lifting me up and carrying me outside of the meeting room, outside of the base, and to our new member to be that we have to travel for five hours to get to.
Stupid Orochimaru. Why'd you have to abandon me?
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Five hours have passed and we are at this clay shop.
"This is what people consider art?" Sasori-nii asked no one in particular.
"Well, at least this particular person," I muttered.
We were all about to enter when Itachi-nii realized something.
"It's going to look pretty suspicious if all four of us enter at once, he'll probably think it's an ambush," Itachi-nii said.
"So?" Kisame-nii asked Itachi-nii.
"So, If he thinks that it's an ambush than he'll attack," Sasori-nii said.
"I have an idea! I'll wait out here, and you can all go in alone, without me!" I told them, smiling.
I thought it was a pretty good idea.
"Why not?" I whined.
"If I have to go in than so do you," Sasori-nii told me.
"If I go in I might insult him.....is that really what you want?" I asked all of them.
They thought about that for awhile. Then they all looked at each other, shook their heads, and looked back at me.
"Fine, you can stay out here," Itachi-nii said.
"On the bright side, we don't have to worry about you getting kidnapped," Kisame-nii told me.
"You stink Kisame-nii..." I said.
He chuckled.
"We'll be quick," Itachi-nii told me.
"What happens if he doesn't want to join?" I asked.
"We'll force him to," Sasori-nii said.
"I still think that this is a stupid idea to replace Orochimaru, we already lost one member and we trusted him, how do you know it won't happen again, especially with someone we don't even know?" I asked them.
"You're such a downer now, ya know?" Kisame-nii asked me.
"Downer? Naw, I prefer realist," I told him.
"At the age of eleven?" Sasori-nii asked me.
"At least I'm not emotionally troubled like Itachi-nii," I pointed out.
"Why am I being dragged into this?" Itachi-nii asked.
"I dunno, can you just go get him already so we can get back?" I mumbled.
"Okay, as soon as we get back we are having something called family bonding," Kisame-nii told me.
"Why?" I asked.
"You're getting moody, Itachi-nii answered.
"I am not moody!" I protested.
"Yes you are," Sasori-nii told me.
"Whose side are you on?" I asked him.
Sasori-nii just chuckled.
"Well, let's get going. I don't like making people wait," Sasori-nii said, turning around.
"But I thought he wasn't expecting us?" I asked.
"Still, we are very busy today and I need to get back so I can work on my puppets, one of them has to be remade because of difficulties in moving it and I need to make a new one with more advanced features," Sasori-nii told me.
"The only thing I understood in that is that you want to work on your puppets," I told him.
He shook his head and went inside, Itachi-nii and Kisame-nii in tow. I waited around and played in the dirt for a while. I was just finishing drawing a wolf in the dirt when I heard yelling. I started shaking my head.
"Looks like someone just lost a challenge," I muttered.
I started drawing an explosion in the dirt when I heard the door to the shop being opened and then a few seconds later it was shut again. I turned my head and saw Kisame-nii, Itachi-nii, and Sasori-nii walk out.
"Did you fail to get him?" I asked.
Just then I saw a blonde boy with his hair in a ponytail step out of the shop. He looked about 15, not 14 like dad had said. Then again I looked about 12, not 11. Thank you growth spurt.
"Does that answer your question, shrimp?" Kisame-nii asked me.
The blonde boy stared at me, just noticing that I was there.
*Deidara pov*
"We want you to join the Akatsuki," a man that was entirely blue told me.
"I don't want to join, un," I responded.
There were three people here, all of them in a black cloak with red clouds. Wasn't the Akatsuki organization supposed to be well known for being dangerous or evil? Something like that at least.
"If you can beat Itachi in a fight then we'll leave you alone, if Itachi beats you then you have no choice but to join our organization, deal?" the blue man asked me.
I considered that. It sounded like a pretty good deal.
"Deal, yeah," I said.
The one with black hair and onyx eyes stepped forward.
"Make this quick Itachi, you know I hate waiting," the one hunched over said, he looked like a puppet.
The man just nodded. His eyes turned red. I just smirked.
"Your art is nothing compared to mine, hmmm!" I said.
I reached into my clay pouch and my hand chewed a clay caterpillar that turned really big. It crawled up onto Itachi.
"You see, my fighting style is art. And art is a bang!" I said.
I started to do a hand sign, but before I could say 'Katsu' and kill him he interrupted me.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," he said.
"What?" I asked.
All of a sudden I tuned back into reality and saw that the caterpillar was wrapped around me and that I was about to kill myself. What just happened?!
"Good one Itachi, using the sharingan in battle always lets you win," the blue man said.
The man who I now know is called Itachi just looked at me, with his eyes still red and little black commas swirling in them. His eyes were a true work of art. No! I can't think like that. My art is better! Because, art is fleeting. And my art is an explosion!
"Come on brat," the hunched over man told me.
I sighed. I had lost fair and square thanks to that stupid sharingan.
"If I'm going with you I might as well know your names," I told them.
"I'm Sasori," the hunched over man told me.
"I'm Kisame, and my partner over there is Itachi," the blue man said, pointing to Itachi at the mention of his name.
If they were partners that must mean that I was that Sasori guys' partner.
"Don't keep me waiting," Sasori said as he walked out of the door.
Itachi and Kisame followed him. I stayed behind and gathered some more clay to bring with me since I wouldn't be returning here. I left my clay sculptures behind. I took one last look at the place and then went outside to join them.
"Did you fail to get him?" I heard a feminine voice ask before I stepped outside.
Kisame chuckled and turned to the voice.
"Does that answer your question shrimp?" he asked her.
I looked at the girl. She was younger than me, maybe by two or three years, not that much. She had stunning light green hair, beautiful dark blue eyes, and the same robe that the others were wearing. It looked better on her though. She was a true work of art.
I looked at what the girl was drawing in the sand. The first one was a drawing of a wolf; it was really detailed and beautiful. The next drawing was a drawing of an explosion.
"You like explosions too?" I asked her.
She shrugged.
"They're pretty. Really destructive too. Sasori-nii hates them because they aren't eternal though," she answered me.
She thought they were pretty? My heart fluttered. I don't know why either, I had girls falling for me before I became an S-ranked criminal, but none of them had shared my interest in my art and none of them were as beautifully unique. This girl was perfect.
"Art is meant to be eternal," Sasori said.
"Are you ready to go, imouto?" Itachi asked.
Wait, imouto? Were they related?
"Are you guys' brother and sister?" I asked them.
"Well, we are not related by blood, but I am kind of adopted by the Akatsuki I guess you could say," she told me.
I sighed a breath of relief inwardly.
"Adopted?" I asked.
"IT's kind of a long story," she mumbled.
"I have a long time to hear about it," I told her.
She looked at me for a second and shook her head, smiling.
"You know, I wasn't really looking forward to meeting you," she started to say.
I didn't like where this was going.
"I had just been betrayed by someone close to me and I didn't think replacing him would make me anymore happy, even though I knew it was for the best. I'm kind of glad now though, you seem really nice," she told me.
My heart lifted. She called me nice.
"I'm Deidara, 14," I told her.
"I'm Tukiko, 11," she told me.
Tukiko. What a pretty name.
"Before we leave I need to blow this place up," I told them.
I did a hand sign.
"Katsu," I said.
My shop blew up, wood and clay pieces flying about.
"That's what you call art?" Sasori asked me.
"Oh come on Sasori, it's pretty cool," Tukiko said.
It's official, I am in love with this girl.
Sasori narrowed his eyes at me. He was probably mad that I was getting her attention because of my art.
She told me about her life and how she met the Akatsuki and I listened to her. When she was done I told her my story about how I was Onoki's apprentice and how I became a member of this other organization that worked with explosives, then how I blew up a lot of places in my old village Iwagakure. She was pretty understanding and thought that it was kind of cool.
I think that Tukiko and I will get along just fine, if not better than fine.
*Sasori pov*
I hate this brat. Tukiko liked his art and I think that he was falling in love with her. If he is than so help me....
Itachi and Kisame looked over at me. It appears that we're on the same page. Well, Itachi and I are, Kisame just gave us a toothy grin. Why can't Kisame be overprotective? It appears that Itachi, leader-sama, and I are the only ones who are.
"Tukiko-chan, we are almost there," I told her.
She looked over at me.
"Cool! I wonder what Shinako's doing. Probably playing with Tobi-nii or training with Hidan-nii," Tukiko-chan said.
"Forget about family bonding shrimp, why don't you show Deidara around when we get back instead?" Kisame asked, giving a toothy grin.
Screw you Kisame.
"Good idea Kisame-nii!" Tukiko-chan responded.
I saw the brat blush, but the blush disappeared and he smirked.
"Sounds good to me too,yeah," the brat said.
Screw you too Deidara.
(A/N: Am I enjoying Sasori thinking this? Big time! >:D )
We proceeded walking, Tukiko and the brat chatting, Itachi and me taking turns between glaring at the brat and Kisame, and Kisame just strolling along grinning.
*Tukiko pov*
We reached the base ten minutes later. We entered and I took Deidara's hand and dragged him through the halls. I stopped at a door and knocked three times.
"Who is it?" Shinako asked.
"Who do you think?" I replied.
She unlocked the door and I went inside, pulling Deidara in as well. He looked at the room and smirked.
"Is he the new member?" Shinako asked me.
"Yep!" I responded.
She leaned in and whispered in my ear.
"He's kinda cute, I bet you like him," she whispered.
I looked at Deidara who was still smirking and looking around. I blushed like crazy and her eyes widened.
"You do, don't you?" she asked me.
I motioned for her to zip it and she nodded.
"This is Shinako and I's room," I told Deidara.
Deidara looked at Shinako.
"Hi,un," he said.
"Hi," she responded.
It got awkward and very silent really quickly.
"Moving on," I said as I took Deidara's hand and lead him into the hallway.
We went down through every hallway and I showed him everyone's rooms, my dad's office, the living room, the pool, the training room, Zetsu-nii's garden, the library, the kitchen, and everywhere else. Hidan-nii called him transgendered, Tobi-nii like him, however Deidara did not like Tobi-nii, dad told him what door his new room was located in, mom smiled and welcomed him in the organization, Zetsu-nii just promised he wouldn't eat him, and crept Deidara out, and grandpa Kakuzu just told Deidara not to touch his money.
When we were done I showed Deidara his new room.
"Cool, un!" he responded, taking everything in.
"Uh-huh! They choose rooms based on what you like, we're pretty weird around here," I told him, smiling.
"Hey Tukiko, what's your story,un?" Deidara asked me.
"What do you mean?" I asked him back.
"I mean, what happened to get you to be here,un?" he said.
I thought about it. Should I tell him? I guess I should.
"Well, my parents were killed by Hidan-nii, although he doesn't know that he's the one who killed them. When my parents were killed I was to be put in the care of my brother who always abused me whenever he could, I didn't want to be so I ran away and was in the forest for a week, like I told you mom found me eventually and they decided to take me in, I grew on the Akatsuki and they grew on me. I loved them all, they were my family. For the first time I actually had a true family, unlike my real one which was more of a fake family to be honest. Although I never told them what my brother's name was. It's Tadashi, Akimichi Tadashi. Anyways, over time Orochimaru began to get more distant and even though I tried to pass it off as my brain playing tricks on me he eventually left. Leaving me here. I began to get angry; especially when I found out we would be replacing Orochimaru. I didn't know if I could trust anyone. Now I know that I can trust you though, and I'm glad. I feel really close to you even though I have only spent a day with you," I admitted to Deidara.
I had never told anyone my brother's name before. So why was I telling Deidara? Am I falling in love with him?
Deidara looked at me for a few seconds and started leaning in closer. And closer. And closer. And closer. Until there was no distance between us. Deidara closed his eyes and I did the same after the shock left me. After twenty seconds he lifted his head up and smirked at me. I blushed.
"You're really cute when you blush Tukiko-chan," Deidara told me, moving a strand of hair away from my face.
That made me blush even more and I tried to hide my face.
"I know I've only met you today, but I love you Tukiko-chan, yeah," Deidara told me.
I looked at him for a while.
"I love you too Deidara," I told him.
"This means that we're dating now, right?" Deidara asked me, smirking.
I laughed.
"Yeah! I'm going to go to bed now," I told Deidara, skipping away to my room.
I saw Sasori-nii in the hallway without his puppet on. When he saw me skipping he raised his eyebrow.
"I just had my first kiss!" I told him.
"Oh.....on a completely unrelated topic do you know if the brats door is locked?" Sasori-nii asked me.
"You are not allowed to kill him nii-san!" I told Sasori-nii.
"I don't like the idea of you two dating," Sasori-nii told me.
"Oh well," I told him.
He narrowed his eyes. I rolled my eyes and hugged him, then kissed him on the cheek.
"I still love you Sasori-nii!" I told him.
He smiled.
"I love you too, imouto," Sasori-nii told me.
"Carry me to my room?" I asked him.
"Sure," Sasori-nii responded.
Sasori-nii carried me to my room and tucked me in on my bed, turning out the light when he left. I yawned and started to think about what happened today. I just got a new boyfriend......and Sasori-nii got a new enemy.
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Me: Samantha!
Sasuke: nii-san!
Me: Where the heck are you guys?!
*bushes are rumbling*
Me: Maybe they're behind that bush!
*checks behind the bush and sees another bear.*
Sasuke: Well?
Me: We are going to run in three seconds.
Sasuke: What?
Me: Three.
Sasuke: What are you-
Me: Two.
Sasuke: Seriously, what are you doing?
Me: One.
Sasuke: You're delusional.
Me: Run!
*bear comes out of the bushes*
Sasuke: IS THAT A BEAR?!
Me: Shut up and run!!! *grabs Sasuke and we run into a cave.*
Sasuke: Hn, thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
Sasuke: This cave seems familiar....
Orochimaru: You guys' are back!
Me: SAMANTHA!!!!
Sasuke: NII-SAN!!!!!
*meanwhile with Samanthasf and Itachi*
Samanthasf: Do you hear something?
Itachi: No.
Vote, comment, read Samanthasf's book Konoha College, save me and Sasuke.....well save me.
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Akatsuki Orphan
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