This Ascent to Divinity is Lewder than Expected (A Futa LitRPG)

2.15 ❤ Self-Care ... Sort Of

"Come on," Zoey said. "You're saying you're not even curious?"

"No. I'm not."

"I know you're lying. You're me."

"Clearly not."

"It's the same thing as masturbating."

"Hardly."

"Isn't it?"

"Pretty sure masturbating doesn't include cock going into a pussy," Not-Zoey sneered. "Honestly, with how much you've got down there, do it to yourself!"

Zoey paused.

"Oh my god," Not-Zoey said. "Not actually. What's wrong with you?"

"I'm not! I was just." She shrugged. "Never thought about it." She'd considered her ability to suck on herself, but never ... putting it into herself in the more traditional sense.

"Would it even work?" Not-Zoey asked.

Zoey blinked. She considered it. "It's still a bit flexible when it's hard," Zoey said. "So, uh, maybe? I think it'd be easier to get it when it's only half-hard. And then, um, when it filled up, it'd ..."

A long silence.

"That's kind of hot," Not-Zoey said. "Try it."

"I'm not trying it! What the hell? You're supposed to be the not-perverted one."

"We're the same person, dumbass."

"So you want to see me fuck myself, but not—"

"You fuck yourself?" Not-Zoey sneered. "This is getting old."

Okay, maybe they were the same person; she was taunting Zoey in the same way Zoey would've taunted Not-Zoey.

"I'm not putting my own cock into my own pussy," Zoey said flatly. "I'm not that perverted."

"Irony? Hello?"

"Shut up."

"Also—yet," Not-Zoey said.

"Huh? What do you mean, yet?"

"Please. We know where all this," she waved around, as if to indicate their lives in general, "is leading. You're trying to fuck a clone of yourself—you think you won't play around, at some point? I know for a fact you've thought of sucking yourself off."

"That—that was just a thought. I never actually planned to." She didn't know why she was defending herself to herself; the only reason Not-Zoey knew that tidbit was because it had happened before their consciousness-splitting. And hell, it was normal to wonder what her cock would feel like in her own mouth. To most people, it just wasn't possible; they didn't have fourteen inches. Lost in the haze of lust, anyone would try it. And Zoey hadn't even, yet. That made her less perverted than average. So, there. Proof.

"You're not fucking me," Not-Zoey said, as if coralling them back to topic.

Zoey collapsed into the bed and huffed. "Well, what else are we doing until our saviors arrive?"

Not-Zoey was quiet for a bit. It had been a rhetorical question, so the eventual answer surprised Zoey.

"I guess ... I don't want you inside me ... but we could still have some fun."

Zoey blinked and sat up. Not-Zoey blushed under her questioning gaze.

"I'm just saying, it's practically masturbation, isn't it?" Not-Zoey said, contradicting her own stance from a minute earlier. "And ... since we brought it up ... I've been wondering what it tastes like. Sucking my cock isn't as embarrassing as sucking ... yours."