This Ascent to Divinity is Lewder than Expected (A Futa LitRPG)

4.09 - Chats

"But first, how much did Delta tell you?" Zoey asked.

"Um. Just that your class works with ... less than appropriate stuff." She seemed as embarrassed about her use of a euphemism as the topic itself. "And later, she mentioned the shards can be kind of 'that way', too."

Rosalie snorted. "A little more than 'kind of'."

Zoey patted her knee, gently chiding her. The point was to be working Maddy into the idea, testing the waters. Not to emphasize just how crazy things got. Full disclosure would happen, obviously, but tactfully. Ease into it.

Rosalie cleared her throat, realizing her mistake.

"It's not too complicated," Zoey said. "Really, that's the sum of it. My class, and because of it, the shards we go into, aren't like most. Working through them requires some intimacy."

"And I'd have to link up with you," Maddy said. She blushed an even deeper red, glancing at both Rosalie and Delta, as if worried she'd said something wrong.

Delta laughed and bumped shoulders with her. "It doesn't have to be much. Just a quick," she made a jerking-off gesture. "The only hard part is getting your damn hand around it."

Zoey would have thought Delta was addressing the topic a bit too directly, but Maddy only laughed, if higher pitch than normal. She and Delta were friends, so it made sense Delta had a better read on her than Zoey.

"And we could handle the less appropriate aspects," Rosalie added. "For the short term. While you adjust. The challenge isn't in the aspects related to Zoey's class, and how she changes the shards. More, it's in regular wayfaring. Combat capabilities. Your value as a standard team mate."

"Zoey basically fucked the boss into submission herself," Delta agreed. "Her magic's a little rusty, but she knows how to give a dicking down." Leaning closer to Maddy, she said, "Just ask blondie. They've known each other less than a week, and already girlfriends?" Delta gave her a significant look, which Maddy blushed furiously under.

"We are trying," Rosalie growled, "to talk business."

Delta made a faux show of contrition, raising her hands in an apologetic gesture. The shit-eating grin unfortunately diminished the effect. "Sorry. But, really, it is business. You're good with your spear, and Zoey's good with hers. Both relevant, isn't it?"

Rosalie glared at Delta.

"You wouldn't have to do much," Zoey said, bringing them back to the topic at hand. "And we won't be leaving for at least another week, so you have time to think about it. Get to know us, if that helps."

"It's a bit odd," Maddy admitted. "I ... I definitely haven't made my mind up." She bit her lip. "How, um, intense are we talking? Does it all get?"

Zoey hesitated. She'd been wanting to not dive off the deep end so Maddy had time to digest, but if she asked outright, Zoey wouldn't lie.

"One of the challenge rooms was a dildo as thick as my thigh," Delta offered. "Came with a potion that, like, negated my anatomy. I felt that thing bumping my heart around. And it bulged my stomach out like," Delta gestured, indicating several nearly a foot. "Literally filled me up."

Maddy gaped at her.

"Unfortunately, they're not all that fun," Delta sighed. "And I'm pretty sure princess has dibs on the next one."

"Insufferable," Rosalie said simply.

"I-I think it's fine if you take those," Maddy said, stumbling over her words. "I'll stick with the normal stuff."