Chapter Two: The Cock-Blocking is Real
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"I come baring gifts," Was the first thing Benny said, when I opened the door for him to come in.
"And what might those be?" Asked Darcy, coming out of my room.
Benny's eyes raked over her pijama clad body and the look in his eyes said that he still found her attractive even when she was in this "drugged up state" as my melodramatic friend put it.
"Are you on drugs?" I had asked her when she said that.
"No, but I look like a crack whore." At the mention of that word Chewie's ears shot up and he looked at D.
"No you don't. You just need sleep and a good cup of coffee." I said. "And no more using those words around my baby." I got up to go to the kitchen to get the wine bottle and when I came back I stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table. "Puñeta! Shit, ow ow ow ow."
""No more using those words around my baby,"" she mimicked me in a high pitched voice.
"I do not talk like that!" She started laughing at that. "No more wine for you," She stopped quite quickly.
"I'm going to take a piss!"
"Too much info darling!" She gave me the bird. "That's not very nice," I said, trying not to laugh.
"Oh shut up!" She went into the bathroom and slammed the door.
After two minutes or so, there was a knock on the door and Benny was on the other side, with a bag in hand. Jesus, I thought, these two are more alike then they know.
Darcy sat on the couch looking at him with love-struck eyes.
"Okay, okay. No more eye fucking, you two. There are children around."
"They are not children Mel, they are animals," said D, looking at Luke and Chewie.
"I'm not talking about them, I'm talking about me! I don't want to be a witness of you two conceiving babies. That'll be a nasty sight to behold."
Ben and Darcy flushed beet red and I started closing the door.
"Wait, I brought a friend of mine, I hope that's not a problem." said Ben and I looked at my clothes, now understanding D.
"Sure. What's his name?"
"Dr-"
"What the hell are you doing here Drew?"
"Hello Princess." He gave me a wink and came in the apartment like he owned the place.
"This is your friend?!" I shrieked at Ben, when I saw my ex-bestfriend and ex-boyfriend all rolled in one, walk towards the couch.
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The Ex
RomantizmIt's been a long time since Melinda Gates has seen her ex, Drew Perkoski. Since they were both college freshman to be exact, and she can't believe he's there, in her local Starbucks of all places. Fast forward 6 years later after graduation, she has...
