~Under the Sea~ - Freminet X Reader

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Pretty straightforward.

If these are wrong then let God yeet me into a volcano.

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Freminet- would just stare blankly at you and not respond if you ever said anything sexual

Lyney- would run around screaming penis if he was ever left alone

Lynette- I feel like she would tailor their stage clothes herself

Freminet- scared of the dark and used to have to sleep with the twins if he ever had a nightmare

Lyney- definitely has gotten food poisoning before

Lynette- I bet she has a sweet tooth somehow

Freminet- would dress up as a girl in big fluffy dresses with Lynette if he could when he was younger

Lyney- makes presents for Freminet by hand

Lynette- is the only one capable of going grocery shopping on their own

Freminet- has gotten severe frostbite without noticing on multiple occasions

Lyney- wears odd socks

Lynette- has a button collection

Freminet- if teyvat had Starbucks his order would be just milk

Lyney- if teyvat had Starbucks he would be that one guy who everyone has to wait half an hour for bcus his order is a million miles long

Lynette- writes to do lists and forgets to do chores

Freminet- does whatever he wants but remembers to do chores

Lyney- burns to do lists

Lynette- listens to taylor swift

Freminet- secretly taylor fan

Lyney- listens to eminem and doesn't know who taylor is

Lynette- when she would be upset as a child she would just pretend to literally turn off

Freminet- accidentally discovered sixty new species of fish

Lyney- takes the are you gay BuzzFeed quizzes on YouTube pop up ads

Lynette- has disguised herself as Lyney to be on jury duty and other important things

Freminet- wanted a dog or a rabbit but the twins brought home a cat

Lyney- made a hole in the wall when attempting a backflip

Lynette- reluctantly played the knife game and was incredibly good

Freminet- can do makeup really well but refuses to

Lyney- has never dated but flirts with everyone

Lynette- has had hour long conversations with kathryn at the adventures guild and is the only person she can hold a conversation with. Not knowing she is a puppet.

Freminet- always get tickets to his siblings shows but never says it to their faces

Lyney- allergic to some random shit like car tires

Lynette- tries to memories jokes so that she doesn't seem boring when talking to Lyney on a long trip

Freminet- has had people confess to him but he was to nervous so he ran away or something

Lyney- would tell the others not to swear but if he stubbed his toe he would scream shit fuck balls piss

Lynette- absolutely obsessed with window shopping for teacups

Freminet- says no homo

Lyney- can recite the entire bee movie script

Lynette- knows literally everything about Lyney even though Lyney doesn't know everything about her

Freminet- hates math but is good at it

Lyney- tells people he isn't a virgin

Lynette- beats up anyone that insults Lyney and vice versa