~Under the Sea~ - Freminet X Reader

Ode to Lyney (Satire)

Dear Lyney,

The kids and I are waiting back at home for you luv, you said you would only be out to get the milk...

Please come home.

We miss you, Lynette asks me every day when her brother will be back and I can never answer.

I have over 60 pity for you and countless bows for you to choose from since you are the only 5* bow user I've ever layed eyes on. I've been waiting for so long, the hero's wit and ingredients to make you stronger, the time and effort.

I've sacrificed so much and all the people you love are waiting for you back at home...

Maybe I don't want to come because I travel too much, maybe I see too many other people, I never wanted to harm you in this way luv.

I remember the day of our engagement. Of our wedding. Of our kids births. Did it not mean anything to you? The day I looked down to see a rainbow rose adorned upon my dress and our eyes met before you left I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

The next day after Charlotte's interview and your confession of your intentions a little fire of passion in my heart began to burn. And remember her taking pictures of us together at dinner? All those memories...

Sorry, I told myself I mustn't shed a tear whilst writing this letter though I can't help but wonder what you are doing while you are gone.

Are you touring teyvat with your magic? Perhaps you have a good reason. Or maybe you don't care for those memories. It's fine...I...I have other people to keep me company.

I need you pyro abilities and bow skills...but Bennet will have to do for now. This why I'm a Xiao main Lyney. I have other hot short boys.

When you receive this letter it may as well be too late as within three days from now I'll have to wait for your rerun.

I won't give up until you are gone.
So luv, please, come home.

From your beloved and concerned wife;

Rin-Rin.