~Under the Sea~ - Freminet X Reader

× Headcannons p.2 ×

More headcannons bcus I'm surprised how many were accurate last time. Obviously some weren't but it's still fun (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

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Freminet- wears subtle perfume so that he doesn't smell like seawater all the time when he's out

Lyney- not so subtle perfume. thinks that buying lots of fancy things like that will make him more attractive, but it actually works.

Lynette- doesn't care about beauty products. already naturally smells wonderful.

Freminet- scared of lightning

Lyney- would be so over dramatic in a storm and would look angsty into the distance while singing 'fight song' under his breath

Lynette- brings an umbrella everywhere

Freminet- favourite disney movie would be little mermaid

Lyney- cinderella, aladdin... maybe lion king?

Lynette- sleeping beauty or toy story ngl

Freminet- weirdest thing he's eaten would be, like, bugs.

Lyney- his would be way worst. he'd answer something like 'ah yes I've eaten pussy-'

Lynette- has eaten grass.

Freminet- good at drawing and watercolour

Lyney- uses crayons and sharpies only. can draw the entire cast of my little pony: friendship is magic.

Lynette- acrylic paint; would paint portraits of lyney.

Freminet- username would just be 'freminet' or '🐧'. Something simple.

Lyney- bALLlicker4liFe_696969

Lynette- 'L♀' or '☆'. Kinda ominous.

Freminet- sexuality headcannons are touchy but I'll give my opinion. freminet would probably be just either straight or gay, no inbetween. He also wouldn't tell anyone because he'd probably never fallen in love enough to know for sure.

Lyney- pan or bi. Really flirty and would date any gender if he wanted to.

Lynette- uhhh either straight or bi 🤷, I would think lyney would be the only straight-out homosexual one, again just an opinion-

Freminet- how good he would be as a parent... Fine. A bit quiet but I think if he was a dad his kids would grow up very knowledgeable.

Lyney- so fun and really accepting of whatever the kids would want to grow up to be, would let them explore any hobbies and/or interests they desire

Lynette- kind of cold from the outside but who put in alot of effort towards their quality of life as she would want them to have the childhood she never had.

Freminet- contributes most of his income toward clothes, food and taxes

Lyney- what r taxes

Lynette- would do the taxes and deals with bills herself

Freminet- naur I'm not good at driving....(professional racecar driver or some shït)

Lyney- sure I'll drive!! (causes 50 major accidents and is now wanted in 30 countries)

Lynette- I don't want to drive. (but does anyway)

Freminet- how they would comfort you on your period; (obviously for the period have-ers) 'oh no, are you okay??, do you want a blanket??' hugs you and stays with you for a few days.

Lyney- 'do you want to make babies-'

Lynette- '...would you like some chocolate? I have some with me...' knows exactly what to do and takes good care of you.

Freminet- would have his first kiss in private after a long time of getting to know you well

Lyney- is the sort of person to start a relationship with a kiss so he would get to know you later on

Lynette- first kiss would be on a cute date or something like walking around a park. she would also act really calm and composed about it.