"Omg lana i love you so much" i cried. I was at a lana concert in front row. lana suddenly stopped singing. "OMG BOB DUNCAN MARRY ME" she screamed. "OMG YES" i yelled back
I went on stage and we got married. The crowd went wild "LETS HAVE A BABY" she screamed. The crowd erupted into screams. "YASS" they chanted
"BYE DENVER SEE YA SOON" lana left the stage with me.
We made a baby
Lana was pregnant
LanA
WAs
PREgNANt
Yay
"IM PREGNANT BOB LETS CELEBRATE. she drank apple juice and my little pony tails.
HER LUMP GREW IN A BIG LUMP SHE WAS DUE IN 3 days.
YAy
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-Emma
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RandomLana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.