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Lana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.

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by cakejawline

Today was the day.
Today was the day that our baby would be born.
We rushed to the hospital in our pajamas and got in a room
In a matter of 5 SECONDS (REFERENCE)
the baby was born.
He had red hair for some reason.
"Lana you cant eat hair dye when ur preggos go fuck yo self"
"I SORRY I WAS CRAVING IT."
Oh.
My

God

"OUR BABY IS MICHAEL CLIFFORD!!!!" exclaimed lana.

"OMG YES" screamed the doctor.

"Lol how is this possible isn't Michael a real lyfe person?" I asked.
"Yes i is real lyef person i was born again bye my true parents" said Michael.

"Omg"

"Anything is possible bob you just have to belive" lana said flying off into the distance on her rainbow farting unicorn with man baby Michael in her arms.