They were at a sports game. Luke and ash were eating hot dogs very sexually.
Michael and calum were fucking on the seats. Bob was crying because lana is going to sing the national anthem.
"AND NOW SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM LANA DEL REY" Said the announcer.
Lana started to sing her version of the national anthem. And everyone started to twerk and strip. Lana then finished the song and started singing other songs. The players made a slip n slide and they got naked and played on the slip n slide.
hockey sticks went up their butholes because they were slidin too fast.
everyone was singing along and stripping bc lana is their queen. "FUCK ME MOM" screamed people from the crowd. It WAS MICHAEL!!!1!1!1!1!1! "
" I HATE YOU MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD" screamed calum
"YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR MOM" calwas crying now bc michael is a little bitch
"OH NO BABY, NO IM NOT MY MOM MAY BE HOT BUT I ONLY GOT EYes FOR ONE PERSON AND THAT Y-SIKE BITCH ITS LUKE" michael screams in calums face then he leans in to kiss lucas calum was crying blood bc his hart was shatterd
Just as michael was about to kiss luke he screamed "SIKE AGAIN BITCH I AM IN LOVE WITH CALUM THOMAS FUCKING HOOD" the Michael goes back to loving calum. mall boi
Luke was sobbing so hard that the hockey players called him down
He went down and played on the slip n slide. He was naked and ashton was crying along with many girls bc lukes body is perfection.
lana turned into the goddess she is and bob turned into his bug form and flew around lana while singing the zooboomafoo theme song
"Zooboomafoo! With the kraft brothers!
While walking through the woods one day, chris and martin saw something strange, A little leaping lemur who, liked to bounce and play
They followed their new bouncing friend not knowing where this adventure would end, The animals were headed just around the bend.
Where are they going? I dont know, How do we get there? c'mon lets go!
Me and you and zooboomafoo, Come along and see whats new, we're doing the things that animals do
New animal friends to see, animal junction's the place to be.
Elephants charging baboons are leaping, wild dogs are running and Nobody's sleeping
Me and you and zooboomafoo, Come along and see whats new, we're doing the things that animals do
Me and you and zooboomafoo, Come along and see whats new, At animal junction we're waiting for you!
Zooboomafoo"
Bob sang
Luke was crying bc he got a hockey stick in his butthole and michael video taped it all. "THIS IS THE SMOSH MOVIE ALL OVER AGAIN"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA" ashton said at calums joke.
It was
Luke
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Then a smell came into everyones nose... it smelled liek chicken
Just like the batman call for help, the kfc guy was in the sky
"KFC NEEDS MY HELP" ashton scream ripping off his shirt to reveal a chicken wing costume
He ran like a chicken all the way to kfc to help the people in need.
All of a sudden a sharknado came and everyone died besides lana, bob, calum, mikey and luke. Ashton came flying into view and killed all of the sharks by feeding them chicken
ASHTON SAVES THE DAY AGAIN
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RandomLana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.
