It was Halloween and as usual Calum and Michael were fucking. Every1 was getting ready for the Halloween party that they were having.
"Are you bOYS GETTIN READY" Bob asked malum
"YES oh GOd YEs" calum screamed
"Ok good the party is starting in a half hour" bob said back
ThE PARTY STARTED AND evERYONE WAS PARTYIN
ashton was dressed up as a banana, luke was a dragon. Bob was satan so he dressed like amy
"MARINA YOU MADE IT!!!1!1!1!1!1!" LANA SCREECHED, marina was dressed up as fruit and speakers were in her costume playin froot
Lana was a moose.
Calum came down from the bedroom and he immediately slapped luke b4 he started to punch him while crying
" FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE " he said as he kept punching
Michael came to comfort calum and calum started to slap Michael
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR CUTENESS AND FUCKING SEXINESS I FUCKING HATE YOU" calum sobbed
Ashton started to eat the dead mice that bob was pooping
Lana and marina were singing 'lets go to the mall' while poopimg out the irwin family.
Little harry came out of Marinas butthole on 10.31.15 at 7:83
Lauren came out of lanas butthole a few minutes earlier than harry
Harry grew into a boy and started to eat all of the candy that luke had in his belly button
Michael and calum were crying because they realized how beautiful and hot each other
"SIGN ME THE FUCK UP" Luke screamed
He ran to the computer and started to make an account to club penguin.
Bob and marina were making out.
"ARE YOU FUCKIMG SERIOUS" she sobbed
"YOU CHEATWD ON ME" lana screamed she cried and yelled before she stabbed marina with her cherry stems, lana turned into a possessed demon and was pissed she killed everyone besides Michael.
She then killed herself
michael cried
And cried
And cried
And cried
But his magical kitten tears saved luke cal and ash
Bob escaped to his bug family after death.
Luke and cal started to make out and cake came out of there pants
Ashton was looking around frantically for lauren
Lauren grew a mermaid tail and went to the bathtub to live in a mermaid city.
Ashton quickly jumped in after her
So did Michael
Cal
And luke
Lana was no where to be seen but black glue snuck into the bath drain.
The end.
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RandomLana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.
