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Lana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.

#5sos #bob #bobduncan #bobduncanfandom #clifford #del #duncan #fanfic #idk #lana #lanadelrey #michael #michaelclifford #rey #yus

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Lana was gettin' fiesty
She don't liek any of our children
Except for Mikey
But I dont rely liek Mikey cause he eats all my cheese balls and my donuts.

Anywhoo today luek decided to get a thingy on his lip
I was like "wTf is thAt?¿"
And he said "dood its a lip ring."

I HATE WHEN LUEK IS ALL TUMBLR IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A LOSER BECUZ IM MORE TUMBLR THEN HE WILL EVER BE.

I love how calum plays his bass with his nice long cold slender wet slimy hot dog fingers. it makes me gay. but i hate how he likes to put his hotdog fingers in michaels asshole. i dont ship malum. lana does. yikes.

I SHIP #MUKE
S0 I MAKE MIKEY EAT WITH LUEK NOW BECUZ bread AND KITTIES JUST GO TOGETHER.

ANYWAYS WE BOUGHT ASHY SOME DRUMSTICKS AND HE KEEPS ON BANGING ON MY COLLECTORS EDITION OF DORA THE EXPLORER AND I'M GETTING PISSED.

I'M TEMPTED TO LOCK HIM IN THE CLOSET ALONG WITH CALUM.

THEN WATCH MARATHONS OF DORA AND AFTERWARDS MAKE OUT WITH THE TV.

I L0VE MY LIFE

~BOB DUNCAN