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"LANA WAIT 4 Me" bob screamed as lana rode off

He quickly turned into a ladybug and started to fly

When he arrived at lanas house they quickly put michael into clothes

Then lana made sum food for him

Michael started to cry because he didnt get pizza

Lana started to sing

"Choose your last words this is the last time, cause you and I we were born to-"

"CRYY" bob interrupting lana

"HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE BOB"

michael stood up and went to Olive Garden to get breadsticks

When he came back he had a tall breadstick with a blonde quiff

"Luke this is my mom and my dad" michael said before turning into a cat and leaping into the abyss

Luke screeched. He farted then turned into an actual breadstick. Lana ate him

"LANA DONT EAT LUKE" Bob screamed

"YOU DONT CONTROL ME BOB" she screamed tears running down her face. "I NEVER LOVED YOU" she paused " WHY DONT YOU GO CRAWLING BACK TO AMY AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU ALREADY HAVE 3. AMYS FAMILY YOUR BUG FAMILY AND THIS ONE" She was screaming wth tear running down her cheeks. "CHOSE WHO YOU WANT TO BE WITH" she was hiccuping bc of her tears

It was hard.

Definitely not amy bc shes satan and my kids are dumb pieces of shit

Not the bug family bc bug wife is aggressive and ate my human family but i thanked her 4 that

I choose lana

"I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU" Bob screamed

"diD SOMEONE SAY PIKACHU" man baby michael emerged from lanas butthole

He turned in pikachu and started to generate electrical power into my butthole

Luke emerged from lanas butthole and left. Only to come back with an australian outback commercial voice over and a cool guy

"ASHTON!!" Michael screamed "CAL" Michael ran over to calum and started to make out calvin dropand made oit with michael.

"ASHTON" Luke yelled going over to the kangaroo and licking his face

Calvin pulled away "my name is calum" he held out his hand for me to shake

I bite his hand while swinging my arms around and making dinosaur noises.

"WANANANANANANANANNANA" i ran around eating things

I got to lana and fucked her in the pussy. "Your pussy does taste like pepsi cola" i whisper in her ear.

i look up to see ashton and luke playing in the sandpit outside while michael and calum are having sex. "Yummy" michael says

"Yummy" calum says

"Yummy" luke says

"Yummy" ashton says

"Yummy" i say

"Yummy" lana says

The wiggles appear and start to sing fruit salad.