Sirius: [eating ice cream]
James: Let me try.
Sirius: [watches in horror as James eats the ice cream of his spoon]
Sirius: James, what the hell. That's disgusting.
James, shrugging: We're best friends, we can share germs.
Lily, scowling at the other side of the table: Really? You want to convince me they're not together?
Remus: They better not be. I'm currently screwing one of them.
Lily, shoving him: Remus, you fucking-
Remus: Not James! Im not screwing James!
James, yelling across the table: You know I can hear you, Lupin. I don't want to screw you either!
Sirius, angrily shoves him: And wants wrong with Remus? Why wouldn't you want to screw him?
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Mauraders ✨️incorrect quotes✨️ #1
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed. Book 1/2 Check profile for second book just some incorrect quotes from the Mauraders era of Harry Potter includes: ○Wolfstar (a lot) ○Jily ○Jegulus ○ Rosekiller #1 in Evan×barty - 12/9/23
