*James and Sirius walking on to the dorm room*
Remus, without looking up from his book: Hey guys.
James: Hey Moony, I need to ask you something.
Remus, finally looking up from his book: Oh god, Okay.
James: Just answer truthfully. This isn't going to affect our friendship in any way.
Remus: *Gay panic* Um, okay?
James: Okay, here goes. Who's better at flying, me or Padfoot?
Remus: *–_–* Are you serious?
James: No. *pointing at Sirius* He is.
Sirius: Go on, Moony. Who's better?
Remus: How am I supposed to choose between my best friend and my boyfriend?
James: YOUR WHAT?!
Peter: That's a bit gay, isn't it?
James: Pete. A word.
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Mauraders ✨️incorrect quotes✨️ #1
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed. Book 1/2 Check profile for second book just some incorrect quotes from the Mauraders era of Harry Potter includes: ○Wolfstar (a lot) ○Jily ○Jegulus ○ Rosekiller #1 in Evan×barty - 12/9/23
