Barty: Hey, Evan, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Evan: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Barty: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Evan: Can't really say I have.
Barty: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Evan: Sorry, Barty. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Fanfiction200/200 parts completed. Book 1/2 Check profile for second book just some incorrect quotes from the Mauraders era of Harry Potter includes: ○Wolfstar (a lot) ○Jily ○Jegulus ○ Rosekiller #1 in Evan×barty - 12/9/23
