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Sirius: *trying to impress Lyall* I treat Remus with nothing but respect, sir.

Remus: Not true.

Sirius:

Remus: Dad, he uses me for sexual favours.

Sirius: *horrified*

Remus: He makes me do his laundry and cook for him.

Sirius: You're a cook! You cook for everybody!

Remus: He won't let me break up with him.

Sirius: That was you! Sir, I promise that I'm not....

Lyall: *dying of laughter*

Remus: *smirking*

Sirius: *realises that Remus is messing with him* That wasn't funny. *huff* Why are you the way that you are?

Remus: You see how he talks to me, Dad?

Lyall: *poker face* Despicable.

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