*After witnessing Remus and Regulus jokingly flirting for the past half hour*
James: Just so we're clear, you and Reggie aren't actually dating, right?
Remus: No, we aren't. You're free to shaggy your best friend's brother, if you wish.
Sirius: WAIT. THAT'S WHY YOU CARED SO MUCH?! I thought you were just defending me! James Potter, you Whore!
Regulus: Grow up.
Sirius: You want to fuck my best friend!
Regulus: No? Your best friend wants to fuck me. I'd be happy with your boyfriend *wink*
Remus, acting flattered: I'll dream of you, Babe.
Sirius: Leave my friends alone, Reggie. You're infecting them.
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Mauraders ✨️incorrect quotes✨️ #1
Fanfiction200/200 parts completed. Book 1/2 Check profile for second book just some incorrect quotes from the Mauraders era of Harry Potter includes: ○Wolfstar (a lot) ○Jily ○Jegulus ○ Rosekiller #1 in Evan×barty - 12/9/23
