Clyde falls into the couch of Tolkiens basement. "I was supposed to make team captain! Just cause I'm not as strong as 'David' doesn't mean I should be captain. This is bullshit!"
"Arm wrestle me." Tolkien demands.
"What?"
"Let's see just how strong you are. You keep venting about it, I wanna see for myself."
"Fine. But don't be offended when I dominate you."
"Pfft. You phrase things horribly sometimes."
"Whatever."
Tolkien and Clyde take their positions.
Clyde smiles "3... 2... 1..."
Tolkien instantly wins.
"Dude!" Clyde yells.
"Pfft- you really are weak. And your pain tolerance must be low too, you are acting like I broke your wrist."
"You're just weirdly strong!"
"Or... you're weak."
"Damn it..."
Clyde puts his head down. "Unfair..."
Tolkien joins Clyde on the couch. "It's okay man..."
"I don't feel okay... this all just... sucks..."
Tolkien leans down to kiss Clyde briefly. "I promise you'll be okay. Just try to relax. We can play a game or something."
Clyde blushes. "You always make me feel better by doing the smallest things..."
Tolkien laughs. "I know you well."
"Yeah..."
"So? Did you want to play something?"
"I don't know, I'm so fucking stressed..."
Tolkien leans over until he's looking down at Clyde. "How about a massage? Perhaps your lack of strength is because of how tense your muscles are."
"Maybe. Let's try it. Do you even know how to do it?"
"I took classes a couple of years ago."
"Rich asshole..."
Tolkien stands up. "Come on, let's go to my room. You can lay on my bed."
They both go up to Tolkiens room.
"Did you shower today?" Tolkien asks as he makes his bed.
"Yeah. After practice."
"Were you thorough?"
"Of course."
"Okay, strip."
"Excuse me?"
"Not all the way. You can keep your underwear on. Just take off the rest and lay on your stomach. Try to get comfortable."
"Okay..."
Clyde lies on his stomach in the center of Tolkiens king sized bed.
"I'm so jealous of how luxurious your sheets are... they smell nice too."
Tolkien smiles. "Marry me someday and you'll get to live like this."
"Haha, I'm down. Once we finish college we can do anything."
"Including coming out to your dad?"
"Yes, including that."
"I'm excited for the future then."
"As long as I'm with you, I know our future will be perfect."
Tolkien sits on his knees on the bed. "You comfortable?"
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South Park smut one shots
FanfictionThis is gay Probably a lot of kinks and stuff, be warned if you have sensitive triggers!!! All characters are aged up. 18+ in senior year or college. Lmk if you have requests!