the gays were both playing at a hockey game together until canada fucking hits finland straight in the fucking face with hockey stick and breaks his nose. Canada feels bad about breaking his nose and decides to visit finland :3.
"hihi sorry about your nose"
"shut up gay wanker grrrr bark bark meow bark" finland responded
"oh. ill leave then"
canada walks towards the door until he heard finland say something
"canada- wait "
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"Hm what do you want?" he asked the other gay
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"segz😱"
JKJKJKJKKJKKJ REAL STORY
"wanna go to the park after i get released" finland asked
canada was flustered that someone asked to hang out bc he really only hangs out w america (not willingly) and especially after HE BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE
"oh uh of course id love to hang ou-"
"CAMBODIA IM GOING SHOVE THIS PAN WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE YOU DUMBASS BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YO-" myanmar/burma walked in with a fucking pan and for some reason he was wearing a sparkly princess dress with bahrain behind him with the most 'is this bitch dumb?!!!" look ever...
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"oh whoopsies wrong room heheh..." myanmar/burma left the room shutting the door behind him
in the distance you can hear myanmar/burma get smacked with a pan by bahrain
The two gays were both flustered as FUCK after what happened so they both broke the glass and back flipped to uhh idk
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counrty humansdry bitch and the happy lad FINLAND X CANADA ?!??!?!?!?!
Şiirfinland n canada countryhumans oh em gee ppl on discord told me to write this btw
