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Itto (romance)

  "THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!"

"SO MY OTHER IDEAS WEREN'T?"

"IT'S NOT THAT THEY WERE GOOD, THIS ONE JUST TRUMPS THE REST!"

    They skidded around a corner, trying to lose the Tenryou Commission guards that were chasing them.

  "MAYBE if you had followed the plan, we wouldn't be in this mess!!!" Itto shouted at her as he narrowly avoided a trash can.

   "Your, 'plan,' involved me trying to convince Kujou Sara that I was her long lost sister!?" She yelled at him whilst jumping over a stray piece of rope.

   "Why do you keep ignoring the fact that you agreed to the plan?!" He screamed.

    "YOU LITERALLY BLACKMAILED ME-"

   She was cut off by Itto suddenly catching her wrist and dragging her into a dark alleyway.

    "Hey- what the hell do you thin-" Itto covered her mouth with his hand, effectively silencing her, making a shushing noise.

   She gave him a deadpan look before biting his hand, to which he yanked his hand back, hissing quietly while glaring at her.

    "Ow-! Hey cut it out for a sec', we're almost clear!" He whisper-yelled at her, shaking his hand dramatically.

    He peeked around the corner before shooting right back, eyes wide.

"Please don't punch me"

"Wha-"

   Her back was slammed against the wall, and the oni towered above her, arms trapping her against the surface, dangerously close to each other.

    "I'm sorry but this is my only idea," He mumbled, face red at the close proximity.

    She almost choked at the suddenness, "Your idea sucks."

    He gave a grin, thankful she hadn't punched him yet, "Maybe"

    "You really need to work on your planning."

   He leaned closer, "Maybe"

    "You're really close..."

   His eyes darted down to her lips, before darting back to her eyes, "Maybe..."

   Just then, the thundering steps of the Tenryou soldiers passed them, effectively startling them both from their trance.

    "They went this way!" One yelled confidently, running down the street.

   When they were sure they were clear, they unwillingly broke from each other, not making eye contact.

Well this was awkward.

    Itto coughed into his fist, trying to break the tension, "So...uh...do you wanna go grab a dango or something?"

   She turned to the oni, surprised, "Pardon?"

   He panicked.

   "WELLYOUKNOWBECAUSEYOUHELPEDMEWITHTHEPLANANDYOU'REAREALLYNICEPERSONANDSOPRETTYBUTIFYOUDON'TWANNAWEDONT-"

   She blinked, not getting a word of what he was saying, but she let him talk until he noticed her soft smile and abruptly cut himself off, blushing madly.

   "Uh-" He fiddled with his hands, "Would you want- I mean- would you be willing to go on a..."

   He struggled to get the last word out, not looking at her as he choked. She saved him the effort by laying her hand on his forearm, making him look at her with wide eyes.

   "I would love to go on a date with you Itto." She smiled.

   Itto looked at her as if she had just told him that he had won the lottery, only to flash the biggest grin she had ever seen on the oni.

   "LEZ FRICKEN GOOOOOOOOO"
He screamed, doing a little victory dance.

   She giggled at his antics before lightly punching him in the arm, effectively making him stop and pout at her, "Owww- why did you hit me??"

    "Because if we are going to get dango, we'll have to go now." She explained, not affected by his puppy eyes.

    He gasped in realization before taking her hand and running in the direction of the gang's favorite dango stall, grinning like a madman

"I won't let you starve!"

END

I FRICKEN LOVE HIM

Kinda short but ehh, I'm tired

Anywho, who next? I'm thinking either Scaramouche or Albedo or smth like that

Make sure to leave a request for a character you like!!!

Pun of the day:

Why was Dumbo sad?

He felt irrelephant.

(Lol)

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