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Pantalone (Crack/fluff) (pt.2?)

Pantalone was searching for his lovable gremlin, wanting nothing more than to cuddle after a long day of endless paperwork and dealing with people.

      He had searched pretty much everywhere, and was about to give up before a screech came from a hallway further down an adjacent hall.

He recognized that timbre

      Without wasting any time, he turned the corner to see the woman sprinting away from the 6th Harbinger, hat in hand.

       The man in question was speeding after her, swearing violently while he chased her.

He wished he could say that this was the first time this had happened.

       "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-"

        Scaramouche made a grab for the woman, just missing.

       "WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE?"

      She serpentined away, swerving toward  Pantalone.

      He exasperatedly stood there as the crazy woman veered around behind him, cackling as she held the hat on her head.

      Scaramouche stopped in front of the 9th Harbinger, breathing heavily as he glared daggers at the woman holding his hat hostage.

"Regrator, I believe that you are in the way."

   "HE IS NOT."

   " YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT-"

   "SCREW YOU HAT RACK-"

    "WE ARE THE SAME HEIGHT-"

    Pantalone gave the woman behind him a warning glance, to which she pouted, but held out the hat to Puppeteer.

     The shorter man snatched his hat back, smirking in triumph before poking his tongue out at her, making the woman growl.

      As Scaramouche left, Pantalone turned around to see an incredibly sulky girl.

     He lifted her head with his thumb and forefinger, making her look into his eyes.

      "Now, darling, is that any way to act?" He tilted his head as he spoke.

      The female in question blushed furiously, averting her eyes, "I-I just-"

"Just what, darling? Use your words."

Why did he have to be so attractive?

      She sighed, and looked back at the harbinger, "No, it's not..."

       Pantalone ran his thumb across her bottom lip with his gloved hand, "And will you do it again?"

       "Uh- no, no it-I won't." She stammered.

      "Hm," A smile spread across his face.

"Good girl."

       Pantalone straightened, releasing the girl's face. "Now, how about we go get some hot chocolate?"

      "Wha- b-but I thought-" She was interrupted by him patting her on the top of her head, still smiling.

     "Later. Now, come on, we can cuddle if you like."

        She only nodded, shocked at the boldness of the banker.

       He led her to the office in his room, which had a frequently used coffee maker that would do well for making hot chocolate.