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Pantalone (Crack/Fluff)

   The one time that she takes a different route to go home, she gets kidnapped by the Fatui.

    She had gone through her daily routine:
    1.Feed the cat
    2.Get ready for the day
    3.Go to her favorite coffee shop

   There was a flower shop that had just opened near her house, and it was only a few minutes out of the way, so what could have possibly gone wrong?

A lot apparently.

   She picked a few Cecilia flowers that looked to be very fresh, and asked to have them put in a nice vase. Something to brighten up her house!

   As she walked out of the shop, coffee in one hand and flowers in the other, a shadow flashed in the corner of her eye, but when she turned to look at it, nothing was there.

Eh, probably allergies.

    If she remembered correctly, there was a shortcut through a few backroads that she had played around when she was a kid with a friend of hers.

   Smiling at the memory, she made her way down an alley before seeing the dark blur again, this time closer than before.

Maybe not allergies?

   Before she could react, a bag was thrown over her head, making her drop her items in panic.

    Her fight or flight response kicked in and she reeled her foot up before stomping as hard as she could on her attacker's foot, earning a yelp before something was placed over her mouth, making her brain go foggy and her eyes closed.

.  .  .

   Pantalone was a good friend of Dottores, did he like his experiments? Not really but he knew it was necessary.

   The Doctor had called him to his laboratory to see a new experiment that he had recently started on, but he needed some help from Pantalone for whatever reason.

   As he neared the lab, he could hear muffled yelling and the sound of things falling.

    He opened the doors, only to be greeted with,

"YOU MADE ME DROP MY COFFEE!"

"STAY STILL-"

"YOU WANT ME TO STAY STILL-?"

A crash.

"HOW ABOUT YOU STAY STILL SO THIS HITS YOUR STUPID MASKED FACE"

    Pantalone blinked, trying to comprehend the scene before him.

    A woman, around his age, was crouching on one of the tables, holding a beaker filled with some glowing liquid.

   On the other side of the lab, Dottore, who was surrounded by broken glass and mixed chemicals, was trying to not be hit by the furious woman armed with whatever she could get her hands on.

    Dottore spotted him and flashed him an awkward smile before dodging the beaker directed at his head.

"Pantalone! One moment please-"

    A scalpel flew by the doctor's face, what remarkable aim...

"Is now a bad time or..?"

"No it's not- FOR ARCHONS SAKE- HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE-?!"

"ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR MY POOR COFFEE"