~Clydes smart ideas~

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POV: Kyle Brofloski

Stan and I mucked out the lesson ponies stalls before the day at the stables ended.

"Yo, Kyle." Stan spoke up as he continued to muck.

My head shot up and hummed in acknowledgment.

"There's gonna be a sleepover with all the boys, care to come?"

I stopped mucking and leaned on the barrel. I thought about it, I mean, yes, I'd love to come. It's just my mother.

"I have to ask my mom" I cracked my knuckles and fake smiled as he stared.

"Oh alright." He looks down disappointed and continues mucking.

I whipped out my phone and texted my mom. She obviously was going to say no, but I guess it's worth a try.

Me: hi mom can i go to a sleepover with stan tonight pls

Mom: Oh baby, tonight? who's house? i don't know. I need more information.

Me: ok one second
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I got the information needed and started typing away.

Me: Craig's house and all the guys from the stable 👍

Mom: Ok. Please keep your phone charged at all times and pack when you get home. When does it start?

Me: 7

Mom: Ok! but pls stay safe ❤️😢

Me: Dont worry, it's just a normal sleepover :)
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I smiled at Stan and nodded.

"Really? Awesome!" He rose his eyebrows as he started to go to the muck spot. I followed.

*Time skip to Kyles house*

I rummaged through my closet looking for my backpack from school.

Once I found it, I packed three pairs of clothes and my toothbrush, medicine, insulin and needle, brush, charger and two pairs of socks.

"Boobala! Your friends are here."

My mom called from downstairs as I zipped my bag and swung it on my back.

"Hey, Kyle! Get your bike." Tolkien beamed as I came out from my front door.

I dropped my backpack and ran to get my bike. When I came back, Stan had my stuff on his back.

"Hey asshole, think I'm too weak to carry my shit?" I joked as I got on my bike.

"Madam, please. Let me." He politely said bowing down and breaking into a chuckle.

Everyone else laughed and I rolled my eyes.

We rode down the street and towards Craig's house.

It wasn't too far because before I knew it. We were there. We opened the door to Craig's mom, Laura, welcoming us in.

"Alright, boys. Craigs in his room waiting. Thank you all for coming." She said shaking her head and squinting her eyes, smiling as she pinched Tolkiens cheek.

We all ran to Craig's room busting open the door to him kissing Stripe.

"Oh! Uh-um. Hi! Why! Your early? Huh!" He panicked as he pet Stripe.

"Pffft! We're you just kissing your hamster?" Clyde smirked and raised his eyebrows up and down at Craig u til he earned a middle finger to the face.

"Guinea pig." Craig said with his monotone voice.

Everyone came in and settled in.

I looked around and knit my eyebrows together examining everyone here.

Clyde, Tweek, Stan, Kenny, Tolkien and Craig.

Eric wasn't here, thank god. I let out a sigh and layed down on Craigs floor next to Kenny.

There was a comfortable silence while everyone thought of what to do. Lost in their thoughts.

"What if we choked each other?" Clyde finally spoke up requesting that we...choke each other?

"What the fuck." Tolkien calmly said.

"What!! I've seen people do it. It's really cool. You've got any other ideas?!" Clyde ranted.

⚠️ Please do not try and choke your friends, I've tried, it's fun but It's dumb and you can get severely injured ⚠️

"Fine." Tolkien admitted to Clyde's terrible idea.

"What!?! WHAT IF I DIE?!" Tweek screeched.

"Tweek, I promise I won't let you die." Craig said glaring into Tweeks eyes emotionless.

"Ok, who wants to go first." Kenny asked.

"Me, me!" Clyde begged as Tolkien sighed.

We put on music and watched a couple videos on how to do it. Dude, this shits gonna be fun. Clyde was right.

"Ok, so now get on top of your opponent and start grasp their neck with one hand. Push up to keep their chin up and grip your inner palm and finger tips. They should start to make little whining sounds due to them still trying to breath and the air pipe closing." The guy on the video explained as the dude in the background whined and gasped for air.

Once the video stopped, everyone's faces were left with shock.

"Alright, Im up first." Clyde giggled and layed down.

"Dude! What if you die?!" Tolkien said proposing himself on top of Clyde.

"Relax, I'll just dig my nails into your arm if I'm about to die!" He had a dorky smile on while putting a thumbs up.

Tolkien sighed and started to tighten his grip.

Tolkien isn't that strong, unsurprisingly, and Clyde is just giggling and bullying him.

"Put all your weight on your hand, dumb fuck." Stan exclaimed as Tolkien struggled.

You could start to hear Clyde fighting for air and whining each breath. Eventually, Tolkien gave up due to the mark Clyde gave him by digging his nails into him.

"Aw, man! Can I choke Craig!?" Kenny glowed with excitement shoving Clyde and Tolkien out of the way.

"Wait, wha-" Craig was dragged to the bed and immediately choked Craig.

Tweek went after them but stopped in an instant as he heard Craig fighting for air and whimpering while breathing.

Tweek stopped in his tracks and covered his mouth while Kenny leaned in and tightened his grip until Craig didn't make any sound.

Craig squeezed Kenny's arms and dug his nails into his skin until he stopped.

Kenny laughed aloud as Craig flipped him off and gasped for air.

"Never in my life have I made that sound."
Craig said staring at his neck in the mirror.

"You gaywad!" Kenny wheezed.

"Shut up!" Craig and Kenny got in a childish fight while Stan broke them apart.

Craig wanted to try and decided on Tweek.

As soon as Tweek felt his grip he went silent staring into Craig's eyes, his body convulsing. Tweek finally pushed Craig back and took a deep breath of air.

Tweek finally caught his breath and everyone's head turned to me and Stan. We were the only ones who haven't gone.

"Us?!" I eventually spat out under all the stares.

"No, Freckle...Yeah, you!" Clyde shook his head sarcastically.

"Cool." Stan nodded and dragged me.

I slowly layed down and sighed in regret.

"Alright, ready?" He smiled from above me and gripped my neck loosely.

"Whatever." I grumbled as I was cut off by Stan's hand around my neck.

Cliffhanger 🤭

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