POV: Stan Marsh
I stood there staring at him, scanning him for evidence of Kenny and him..you know.
"He was just telling me advice, ok?" He sounded irritated.
"Sure and my dads mentally stable, plus I thought you said you weren't gay?" I started to get defensive.
"I swear on Sugar, we just talked and I'm not." He started to walk past me and brush it off like it was nothing.
I stopped him before he could go back in the room.
"Kyle." I stared him dead in the eyes in attempt to let him know I meant business, but I honestly, was trying to look stronger than I really was.
He shoved me off him furrowed his eyebrows together. "Who do you think you are?!"
A shiver went down my back when he shoved me, for a ginger with a horse named Sugar, he has anger issues.
He walked back into the room where everyone was and gave me a glance back.
I wanted to ask Kenny but I didn't want to be a pushover.
I walked back in Craig's room just to see Kenny and Kyle kicking their feet watching the first episode of "Free Rein" for the fifteenth time just to make fun of it.
Maybe he was just giving him advice. He doesn't look... in love or anything.
Craig and Tweek were still dead asleep. Tweek was seriously the worst person to sleep with and Craig was the heaviest sleeper ever, they were made for each other.
Tolkien snuck up behind me and pushed me onto the fort we made purposely.
"Bro!" Clyde yelped from behind him.
"He pushed me?!" I raised my hands in defense as a pillow splashed against my face.
"Hey!! Who goes there?!" I shoved the pillow of my face chuckling. I knew it was Tolkien, I just wanted to make everyone involved.
"It was Kenny!" Clyde bursted out of the corner shoving his raggedy old pillow in Kenny's face.
Kyle paused the show and stood up courageously.
"What?! I'm watching Zoe make a fool of herself?!" Kenny spat out half smiling with his mouth wide open. (Zoe is the main character of Free Rein, which is basically a biblically incorrect educational show about horses that my sister and I love to make fun of because we're horse girls 🤕)
"Liar! I saw you push Stan!" Kyle giggled framing Kenny knowing he was watching the show.
"BRO!!! IM LITERALLY NOT EVEN BY THAT THING!!!" Kenny screamed waking up basically everyone.
"Actually, it was Craig." Tolkien says mid cackle in attempt to sound serious.
"I forreal just woke up." He says groggily flipping Tolkien the bird. Tweek lifted his head up slightly to scan the environment just to fall back asleep.
I flung up and hit him with Clyde's pillow, sending his head flying.
"You wanna go?!" He fluffed up his chest and made a face that could and would send an elder into Cardiac Arrest.
(IM SORRY 😞)
He started walking like a gorilla and I copied his move.
"BOYS, IF YOU DONT QUIET DOWN, IM G-" Laura burst into Craig's room wacking Clyde down with the door and making Craig and I freeze.
She was in short shorts and a long robe, her face froze as well.
"What the hell are you two doing?" she asks staring anywhere but where we were.
"Uhm. We're playing jungle." Kyle whispers breaking the silence.
Everyone, even Tweek, looked at him like he was crazy. He is a bad liar!
"Ok, please just shut up." Without a comment, Mrs. Tucker slammed the door shut and walked away.
"I'm gonna cry." Kenny sighed.
"Same." Kyle nodded his head.
"Yo, why in the fickaty fuck knuckles would you say "We we're playing jungle? to MY mother?" Craig complained as he sat back down giggling.
Everyone broke out into laughter.
"At least, I'm not a fickaty fag!" Kenny unpaused Free Rein and everyone stood shocked as Tweek walked over to Kenny and pulled off his hoodie and slapped his back so hard he burnt his skin.
"AHHH!" he arched his back as if he was a ruler.
"Manwhore go." Tweek smacked the back of his head walking back to sleep.
"Ok." Kenny said running his head and back now.
*TIME SKIP TO THE STABLE*
Kyle and I scooped up grains and poured them into lesson horses bowls.
I lay the scooper on their water bins watching as the water seeped in. I splashed it in with the grain and closed the stall tight.
"I'm sorry for getting pissed off at you at Craigs sleepover." Kyle sighed as the tension grew.
"It's alright. I was being a dick, I know Kenny would never." I lied, he totally would.
"He would." Kyle whispered.
"I know." I mumbled back.
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