-2nd place- (South park/Equestrian Au/ Style)

~Poor advice~

POV: Kyle Brofloski

I woke up to the rain pouring and Kenny kicking his feet playing nintendo games on Craig's nintendo. I looked over to Stan and noticed he was off my lap and drooling onto the floor next to Tolkien.

I felt upset when I saw he was gone but understandable.

"Morning, dipshit." Kenny mumbled from his Cinderella sleeping bag.

"Kenny, I have some questions." I furrowed and clenched my pillow.

"Shoot." was all he managed to get out as the bulldozer in my stomach grew bigger and stronger.

"How'd you meet Marj?"

He softly giggled and a calm smile appeared on his face.

"Oh, man. Long story short, I met her when she was still a guy and I immediately knew something was different about her and I confessed to her and we dated. It was only last year she transitioned, but I love her either way." He looked at me and stared me dead in the eyes.

"You were gay?" I looked at him confused.

He nodded his head and started to smirk.

"Why do you ask? Are YOUUU gay for someone?" He attempted to wink but failed awfully.

"What!! No!!" I said a little too loud for my liking.

"Shut up, yes you are. I've seen that look before." He laid back and paused.

"Wait. You like St-" Before he could finish his sentence I pounced on him and covered his mouth.

"Ttont dineu ooh utiut, you wok stain!!"

(TRANSLATION: Don't deny it you idiot, you like Stan!")

My eyes raced around the room looking for an excuse, but nothing came so I just whined.

"I don't like him, asswi- EW!!"

I felt a slimy substance hit the palm of my hand, Kenny licked me!

"Gross dude!" I spat out wiping my hand on my shirt.

He chuckled and had a smug look on his face.

There was a comfortable silence until I had broke it.

"What if I did?"

"I fucking knew it!!" Kenny spat out as I hushed him.

"Shh!! Their still sleeping!" I reasoned as he celebrated.

"Look, I need to know what to do." I glared into his eyes with pure worry letting him know it was all seriousness now.

"Ok, follow me. Don't want to wake them." He signaled to the door.

We sat in the bathroom together and discussed everything.

"What if he doesn't like me back?" I bit my nails in worry as Kenny made potions with Craig's soap.

"Pfft! Have you seen the way he observes you and Sugar when you're in the ring or simply ever. He totally is crushing on you."
Kenny scoffed as he got soap on his shirt.

"But, what if he is homophobic?" I tried to come up with excuses.

"He's bi." Kenny groaned clearly getting tired of them.

"Oh." I awkwardly shifted and crackled my neck.

"Look dude, confess to him when your comfortable and just know that there is always the risk he doesn't like you but I doubt that's going to happen. Come to me when you need advice for anything, ok?" Kenny mixed the soap "potion" cupped in his hand with his index finger.

"Thanks, Ken." I whisper and go to hug him.

He swings his hand with the soap in it behind his back making sure it didn't get on me, hugging me as tight as he could with his one arm.

"Anytime....gaywad." He added last second.

"Fuck you." I mumbled as we departed from each other.

"I opened the door to see Stan standing sleepily staring straight outside the door.

Oh god. Was he listening to the conversation? Holy shit dude! He's gonna hate me so much, he's never gonna wanna see my face agai-

"Why we're you in there with Kenny?" His voice shot me out my thoughts.

A hint of jealousy toned his voice. Maybe Kenny was right. I stared straight (gay) at him lost in my thoughts. Do I tell him the truth? What do I say? How's he going to react if I tell the truth? Do I kiss him? Holy fuck, this is stressful!

"Kyle?" His voice was firmer and more serious this time.

"Sorry, we were making soap potions!"
I blurted out in hope he believed me.

"Okay...and, uh, why was the door closed?" He hesitated with a judgmental look on his face.

"It's, very, very, uhm...Top Secret! Very. Extremely!!" I spat out with wide eyes and furrowed eyebrows.

"You are a terrible liar." He sighed.

I started to hyperventilate. He knew. He knew everything.

"So, you like Kenny?" He looked down and picked at his nails.

"WHAT!!" I think I woke up everyone in the house...