[Third Person P.o.v]
"Heyyy ladies!" (Y/n) joined a Facetime call with her friends.
"(Y/n)! Girl, finally! You said you were going to join after you fed your cat!" Bebe said in the Facetime call.
"Yeah, but then while I watched him eat, I got hungry. So I made myself a sandwich. Then I washed dishes, then I took a dump. Then I was gonna take a nap. Then I remembered I said I would come here. So here I am!" (Y/n) announced.
"You're so out of pocket sometimes (Y/n)..." Heidi chuckled.
"You mean she's always out of pocket!" Nichole said with a laugh.
"So true!" Bebe agreed.
"And I take pride in it!" (Y/n) said while eating (f/dessert).
"OMG (Y/n) are you eating (f/dessert)! It'll go straight to your ass if you keep eating it!"
"Ohhhh shit! If I keep eating this it'll give me a mega dumpy? I'm so scared!" (Y/n) said sarcastically, while she continued to eat.
"It's whatever, (Y/n) is always walking around these days, especially with Kenny," Heidi said teasingly.
"Ya." (Y/n) said.
"Ugh, (Y/n) don't fall for him! He's such a fuckboy!" Bebe said.
"Ya." (Y/n) said nonchalantly.
"We're serious girl!" Heidi agreed. Suddenly, someone joined the Facetime call.
"Hey, ladies! Guess who went on the most fabulous date!" Wendy said cheerily. Immediately, (Y/n) could feel herself become smug. She knew why Wendy went on a fantabulous date, it was because of her pamphlet.
"Oooh! Spill the details girl!" Nichole said.
"He took me on a date to the aquarium down in Denver! Then after, we bought food to eat in his truck while stargazing! It was so romantic!"
Oh, so he went with Date #67 from the pamphlet? (Y/n) thought internally.
"That's great Wendy! Happy to see he's turning around." (Y/n) said nonchalantly.
"See (Y/n)! I told you he'd change this time!" Wendy said smugly. (Y/n) chuckled slightly,
Yeah, all it took was for me to break into his room, and threaten him with a pocket knife. AND to give him a 'how-to-be-good boyfriend' pamphlet which took DAYS to create. But hey, anything for my bestie's happiness!
"Yeah, guess so!" (Y/n) replied.
"Wendy! We were just talking about (Y/n) and Kenny!" Bebe brought up.
"Ya."
"To be honest, as cute as he is, I don't think you should date him. He doesn't have a great reputation..." Heidi said.
"Heidi...you're dating Cartman," Nichole stated.
"He's really a sweet boyfriend! He's changed!" Heidi said.
Yeah, thanks to me! (Y/n) thought internally.
Bebe sighed, "Only (Y/n) and I are the single ones in our group..."
"Ya, and I plan on it foreverrrr!" (Y/n) said happily.
"Girl! Are you serious about trying to be like Ms. Flores?! She's the town's craziest cat lady!"
"Yeah! And she launched a black cat at my face the other day! It was crazy! You shoulda been there to see it!" (Y/n) said excitedly.
"The weirdest things make you happy (Y/n). Most people wouldn't like cats being thrown at them like dodgeballs." Nichole said.
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