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«♱»Prologue: Luckiest girl alive

[Third Person P.o.v ]

This is the story of Kenny McCormick and (Y/n) (L/n). Kenny McCormick is a boy from South Park who's cursed with eternal immortality. Kenny has sustained countless deaths, most times very gruesome and painful. Ever since he was born, he's had a constant strain of bad luck following him. It was as if Death himself was always on the hunt for Kenny McCormick, never failing once to kill him. Despite this, his soul could never be reaped.

(Y/n) (L/n) on the other hand was the complete opposite of Kenny. If God had favorites, (Y/n) (L/n) would be his favorite. Danger NEVER EVER came near (Y/n), rather good luck followed her all the freaking time. If she competed in the school talent show, she'd place first. If she forgot to study for a test and guessed all the answers on it, she'd pass with flying colors. If she was playing a new video game with her friends, she'd beat them all. If she took her chances at buying a lottery ticket for $10,000 with over 300,000 other contestants...She. Would. Win.

So we've set the scene! We know our protagonists! Unlucky boy + Super Lucky girl! How will this turn out?! Let's follow our heroine now!

"Wendy! Are you kidding me girl?! You went back to Stan?!" (Y/n) shouted over the phone.

"(Y/n)! I couldn't help him! He just has the prettiest blue eyes, and softest, short black hair, and he's so tall, and he's really sweet deep down I—"

"GIRL! He used ChatGPT to respond to all your texts! You opened up to him about your trauma, and he used a BOT to reply to you! He's a little shit! Fuck him!"

"(Y/n)! You don't get it! He makes me so weak! I just love him so much, and we've been together forever!"

"Stan Marsh is a walking red flag! Dating him is like doing charity work! He barely listens to you, barely spends time with you, and he acts like dating you is a chore! He forgot your anniversary every fucking year!"

"But (Y/n)! He's so cute and funny, and he really tries to change for me!"

"Wendy! He broke up with you over text last year because he thought he'd be 'drowning in bitches' after the 'success' of his start-up company! Which utterly failed by the way! And after that, he came begging on his knees for you to come back to him!"

"And I took him back..." Wendy said dejectedly.

"Pleaseee Wendy! Pleasee just leave him! You're wasting your potential on a dumbass! If he stays the way he is, he'll end up being some deadbeat who reviews whiskey online!" (Y/n) exasperated.

"I swear (Y/n), if he doesn't change this time, then I'll leave him! I won't take him back anymore." Wendy said on the other end.

"Girl. You said that like a million times. I'm coming over to talk some sense into you!" (Y/n) stated, getting up from her bed. She went over to her closet and took out some warm clothes, and rain jacket.

"It's raining so hard! You're crazy to go driving in this weather!" Wendy whined on the other end.

"What's crazy is the amount of time you've taken Stan back in a year! What is this the fifth time?!"

"6th..."

"Ugh, I'm coming over!" (Y/n) hung up the phone. She changed out of her clothes, and into some new ones. As she changed, her cat jumped onto her bed.

"Meow (≈ㅇᆽㅇ≈)♡!"

"Sorry bud, you're gonna have to sleep by yourself tonight," (Y/n) pat his white head. Her cat rolled around, and the bell on his red collar rang. She giggled at his cuteness.

"See you tomorrow cutie." She grabbed her stuff and went downstairs.

"I'm staying the night at Wendy's!" She shouted to her dad.