Quin: When I was your age-
Peter, mocking Quin: When I was your height.
Quin:
Quin: listen here you little shit-
——
Peter: We have a problem.
Quin: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Quin: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Peter: Yes?
Quin: We're in too deep.
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Quin: Peter, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Peter: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Peter: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Peter, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Peter: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Peter: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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Quin: Peter has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Quin: I asked Peter where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Quin: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."
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Peter: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Quin: But are you shuffling?
Peter: Everyday.
Dr. Strange: What language are you two speaking??
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Peter: I couldn't do this without you, Quin.
Quin: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
—--
Bruce: Where's Quin?
Bucky: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Bucky, shouting: Peter sucks!
Quin, distantly: Peter is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bucky: Found them.
——
Quin: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Peter: Hi.
Quin: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
——
Dr. Strange, teaching Peter to drive: Okay, you're driving and Quin and Wanda walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Peter: Oh, definitely Wanda. I could never hurt Quin.
Dr. Strange, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
(You could also switch Dr. Strange for Tony.)
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Peter: Quin, are you okay?!
Quin: I told you to stop asking stupid questions!
——
Peter: What's sexting?
Quin: I'm not having this conversation with you.
(Could probably work with the names switched too.)
——
Quin: So what are your political beliefs?
Peter, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Avengers x OC Oneshots
FanfictionRandom oneshots basically. They'll all involve the same oc even for the different characters. Stuff won't really be the same between different oneshots. I have a basis for a backstory, or whatever, which is the first part. However, stuff might be d...
