Alex: *shoving cotton candy in her mouth* I looooooove cotton candyyyyyy!!!!
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Alex: *so done* This interview is killing me faster than my deadly illness.
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Alex: *shrugs* I could literally die tonight. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up choking on my own blood.
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Alex: The deadly illness that could take me at any time is so rare that it doesn't have a name.
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Alex: I gave birth in Chris Hemsworth's car.
Alex: When I told my brother I gave birth in Chris's car he was like 'who?' and I was like 'Thor' and he was like 'oh my god! My baby was born in Thor's car!' And I was like 'yeah'.
Alex: I didn't have a baby with my brother! I had a baby that my brother and his husband are raising because I physically and mentally couldn't raise a child.
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Alex: I don't diet. I can eat anything I want, and as much of it as I want, because my metabolism is like really fast, which is one of the things that's killing me.
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Alex: I'm always hungry and I have to eat a lot, so I usually have snacks hidden around set.
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Super nice interviewer 1: *refers to Alex as 'he'*
Very rude interviewer 2: 'she'
Interviewer 1: what?
Interviewer 2: Alex is a she
Alex: *so done with 2's bullshit* Actually I use all pronouns, so she wasn't wrong. How about you leave the corrections to me buddy.
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Alex: It's called a photographic memory bitch.
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Alex: I might play like one of the oldest Avengers, but I'm actually the youngest of the original cast.
Alex: I'm only 6 years older than Tom Holland who's the youngest of the Avengers actors.
Alex: It's pretty ironic actually.
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Alex: I have sexual tension with everyone.
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Person: You are what's in your pants
Alex: You're just jealous I make a hotter guy than you.
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Alex: Why is everyone so hot!
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Alex: *mouths to RDJ* I'm better than you
Robert Downey Jr.: *offended noises*
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Alex: So, me and my siblings' names are Alex, Dylan, and Skylar. All unisex names. Meaning we could all be guys, or all girls, or a mix. It's a mix. Dylan is a guy, Skyler's a girl, and I use all pronouns.
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Alex: The people I prefer to refer to as my partner are my brother's husband's parents, who we grew up with. They're great. I love them.
Alex: My biological parents are homophobic, transphobic, racist, bitches. And my siblings and I haven't talked to them in years. But, um, when we were younger they told us that they'd rather us be dead than be gay. Which is funny because we're all a bit fruity. My brothers gay, my sisters a lesbian, and I'm a multi-gender bisexual.
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Alex: *playing a horror game* AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Where the fucky wucky did he come from!?!?!?!?!
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Alex: Would you just shush?
Jeremy: *goes to start talking again*
Alex: *Shushes that turn to snake noises*
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*everyone talking over each other*
Alex: Shush! I have something to say!
Alex: I said shush!
Alex: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!
Alex: AAAHHHHH!
*everyone stops talking*
Alex: Finally.
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Alex: No, don't you dare!
Chris Evans: *smirks*
Alex: No, don't.
Chris E: *tickles Alex's sides*
Alex: *squeals* Noooooooooo! *uncontrollable laughter*
Alex: *slaps his hands away* Traitor!
(550 words. Honestly idk anymore.)
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