(Almost all are generated using a random incorrect quote generator I found on Google. Also please feel free to comment.)
Names:
Quin
Steve
Bucky
Tony
Bruce
Clint
Natasha
Vision
Wanda
Pietro
Peter
Dr. Strange
Thor
Loki
Sam
Tony: It's in Greek. No one reads Greek! Who reads Greek?!
Quin: *clears throat* (is a Greek) goddess)
Tony: you don't count
Quin: okay... greek people?
Tony: shh!
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Quin, holding a pot of coffee looking at her bowl of cereal: what if instead of milk in my cereal I put coffee?
Steve, walking past and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't
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Loki: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!
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Wanda: Tony, is that legal?
Tony: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Natasha: How many children do you have?
Tony: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Dr. Strange: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Peter: Forty five seconds?!?
Dr. Strange: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Peter, hugging Dr. Strange: Too late.
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Peter: I'm a fool, not an idiot.
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Peter: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Tony, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Bruce: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Clint: Bruce, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Bruce: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Wanda: ...It was a bug.
Bruce: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Clint: ...
Wanda: ...
Bruce: Stop looking at me like that!
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Thor: I hope they've calmed down...
Loki: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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Sam, to Bucky: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Bucky: *thinking*
Bucky: 2012.
Peter : 2012...?
Bucky: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Steve out so I let them hug me.
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Quin and Bucky:*Playing video games*
Steve: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Quin: *silence*
Bucky: *silence*
Steve, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Quin and Bucky in shame: Yeah...
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Thor: Quin's refusing to wear their glasses!
Quin: Thor, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Quin: *points to Bucky* Bucky.
Quin: *points to Loki* Loki.
Quin: *points to Peitro* Sasquatch.
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