Clint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Quin.
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Quin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Sam: You sleep with a teddybear.
Quin: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Natasha: Hi, I'm Natasha, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
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Steve: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Wanda: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Steve: One of them punched a gang member.
Wanda: Loki?
Steve: Quin, actually.
Wanda: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Sam: Tony, I know you love Peter. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Sam: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
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Quin: I think I need a hug...
Bruce: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Quin: You... you can let go now.
Bruce: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Wanda: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Pietro: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Wanda: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Pietro, Tony, and Quin: Okay.
Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Pietro: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Tony: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Quin: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Clint: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Natasha: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Quin: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Loki: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Wanda: ...
Loki: Oh, right. The lying.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Tony*
Tony: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Quin: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Loki: We need to open this locked door. Clint, give me your credit card.
Clint: Here.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Quin, break down the door.
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Steve: There's no meeting today because Quin is at the police station.
Sam: They're in jail?!
Clint: We have to get them out!
Natasha: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Clint: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Natasha: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Sam: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Steve: No! Quin wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
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Avengers x OC Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarRandom oneshots basically. They'll all involve the same oc even for the different characters. Stuff won't really be the same between different oneshots. I have a basis for a backstory, or whatever, which is the first part. However, stuff might be d...
